SquishyDumpling

FYI Corporate Behaviour

Corporate Birthday/Anniversary wishes are the most blatant wishes I've ever received 🙄 They are so bland, it is almost disrespecting 😌

PS: It's my birthday.

22mo ago

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PrancingUnicorn

Stealth22mo

Happy birthday bro and keep your expectations low 💀

SquishyDumpling

Stealth22mo

Tbh, I have no expectations at all. It is the fake wishing which annoys me 🙃

Also, I am a girl 👧🏻😅

PrancingUnicorn

Stealth22mo

Should have used the name before assuming gender 😅🤦‍♂️ and in person you can just smile but emails are cringe !

DerpyPancake

Stealth22mo

Did you get a gift or something at least? I joined a new place in August, had my birthday on December and was expecting a cake at least but all I got was an email with a bad graphic

SquishyDumpling

Stealth22mo

Correct. Sending a bad template mail and HR is all sorted, lol.

DerpyPancake

Stealth22mo

Kinda sad, I feel these little gestures mean almost as much as a good salary

WigglyBanana

Stealth22mo

Happy birthday 🎈 What was the blandest you received? Curious

SquishyDumpling

Stealth22mo

Thanks! :)

HR sent a mail across org with "HBD <My Name> 🎂" with a very bad picture of me. Not sure how and where they got it 😣

WigglyBanana

Stealth22mo

Hahaha Proof that HR has access to our webcam footage

BouncyMochi

Stealth22mo

Your personal events are only templates.. birthday, work anniversary, promotions

SquishyDumpling

Stealth22mo

"part of a family" :)

JazzyBurrito

Google22mo

Happy birthday sir/ma’am

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