Guys please suggest some caption that would burn my friend to the core

I am a 2023 graduate, and after receiving a decent job offer, I threw a party for my friends. One of my friends invited his friend who is not my friend, and though I didn't refuse, it later stung me when that person landed a better package. What hurt even more was that he didn't throw a party at all. Now, after a year, I've received a job offer that's a thousand times better than the package he got. I want to post a WhatsApp status flaunting my success only to him, but I'm struggling to come up with a caption that indirectly stings him. Can you help me out?

6mo ago
Idly
Idly

Package can be earned... Maturity can't be!

WattCoconut
WattCoconut

That is some peak "living rent free". Does this person even know you exist?

Rise above hate.

dim_all_data
dim_all_data
Uber6mo

Grow up dude!

ShadyNut19
ShadyNut19

Wasted my precious 2 minutes. Grow the fuck up man. What the hell is wrong with you? Dusro ko dikhakar kya milega tujhe. Sooner or later you will realise that this is such a draining activity you are doing

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