Indian startup culture is the cringiest thing ever

Come at me, I'm not scared. There is a reason why FAANG engineers are top-rated VS some random startup engineer.

Here are the reasons why I think that Indian Startup culture is pure cringe:

1. The random use of the following emojis- 🚀💰📈📊💡
2. Fake enthusiasm for every little thing - "Wow! 25M people ordered condoms WOWOW!!!🚀"
3. Claim that you are a verb("company name"): "I am a (Zoman, Flipster, Swiggster or whatever)" but no one really knows about it outside of your company.
4. The HR is a proper softie in the name of Employee wellbeing but will end up being a sadist the moment layoffs happen.
5. Think hard if you really want to work in a place that is your LinkedIn feed on Steroids.