There are managers who are paid close to a Crore Rupees a year for doing this.
Scene: Our team is working on it. We’ll get back to you.
Reality: I have no idea about what the issue is. I’m completely dependent on my team.
Scene: I have a hard stop now. Have to drop off.
Reality: I don’t care about the ongoing meeting. My “passive” attendance in some other meeting is more important than the ongoing meeting.
Scene: +team FYI
Reality: Not my responsibility. Team must take a look.
Scene: Do you have some bandwidth?
Reality: If you say no, I will use this against you during appraisal.
Scene: Feel free to give feedback about leadership. Your opinion is important for continuous improvement.
Reality: Negative feedback should be worded with politically correct statements. Else be ready to face consequences.
Scene: The leadership team expects so-and-so from you.
Reality: I’m not capable of questioning the leadership team. I’m just passing the buck to you.
Scene: Can you prepare a deck by this day?
Reality: I want to show a rosy picture to my leaders. I will ‘use’ you to impress my leaders.
Scene: Who wants to work on this item?
Reality: I’ll judge employees who don’t volunteer.
Scene: I want you to complete this (bullshit work) by this weekend at any cost.
Reality: I want to save my ass in this job.
Scene: Do you have any blockers?
Reality: As if I’m capable of resolving them…lol
Scene: Taking a day off. Reachable on mobile.
Reality: Added the second statement to ‘show’ how important & flexible I am. I know you’ll not call me anyways.
Scene: Manager presenting something. Do you have any questions?
Reality: -silence-
Have you ever encountered Managers like these?