SillyMarshmallow
SillyMarshmallow

RANT: Founders who fake metrics

I have evaluated a lot of startups as part of my work. My approach has changed from being optimistic to being suspicious of a lot of founders, even before the process starts.

The sheer number of founders that I come across that try to game metrics/play around with data to make the startup look good.

Most commonly:

  1. Completely changing the definition of margins, repeat rates, etc. and never clarifying that they are using different definition.
  2. Often giving rebates/discounts to key stakeholders but finding ways to hide it from their P&L so that it’s not visible. THIS IS SO COMMON - lot’s of them start showing revenues, and then you will see another cost item rising at the same pace, and lot’s of times it will just be money moving around
  3. Sometimes completely giving the wrong picture of how their product works on ground. You then speak with their customers, and they describe something completely else.

Things like these are eating up the ecosystem. These founders also end up fooling some VCs, and then capital get’s kept away from actually good founders who have good intentions.

There was a recent major investment in the commerce space, and that is another one such example of a startup doing this. Needs to stop.

9mo ago
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ZestyCoconut
ZestyCoconut

Which commerce startup is that?

QuirkyNugget
QuirkyNugget

Me so

ZestyCoconut
ZestyCoconut

Dang

DancingDonut
DancingDonut

Your rant is well justified. These con artists disguised as founders are a disgrace to our entrepreneurial ecosystem. They're like the mirage in a desert, alluring but non-existent. Their tricks might fool some for a while, but truth has a way of revealing itself. And when it does, it's not pretty. These fraudsters should be blacklisted. They're not just stealing from investors, they're robbing deserving startups of opportunities. It's high time we clean up this mess.

SquishyQuokka
SquishyQuokka

The biggest problem is that VCs invite this unto themselves by acting all high and mighty but instead just 💩 talk all the time.

ZippyKoala
ZippyKoala

Bro, I really find it difficult. How can startups fool VCs. These people have folks who do due diligence, right?

ZestyDonut
ZestyDonut

Finally someone said it. Thanks for being vocal about this.

PrancingPotato
PrancingPotato

While this is true, this has existed forever.

Back in 2016 (pre-housing), startups would splurge on bulbul apps etc – these were apps that would pay college students to download apps, sign ups, place dummy orders etc. If you had a mobile app with X mn downloads, you would get a series A.

If you look at the % of startups faking it today vs 2016, I would say it has improved to a great extent. Primarily because policing has jumped in the last few years.

SwirlyPenguin
SwirlyPenguin

Aap toh is race circuit ke purani visitor lag rhe ho :)

QuirkyBanana
QuirkyBanana

In other news, water makes most things wet.

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