PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

Seeking Ideas: How Can I Pitch the Perfect Leave Excuse for Next Monday? ๐Ÿ˜„

Hello folks, with the exciting long weekend ahead, I hope you have all made plans for it. As a consultant, I'm always busy with clients, and the recent poor market conditions have increased the workload and pressure on my team. Consequently, I haven't taken any leave in the last six months. Now, I'm considering a trip to Rishikesh (as they say, Dilli wale either go to Rishikesh or Manali ๐Ÿ˜…). Can you please help me with a good excuse to request Monday's leave from my manager without much discussion? I'm open to any realistic, unrealistic, clever, or humorous suggestions. Thanks in advance ๐Ÿซก

16mo ago
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PeppyHamster
PeppyHamster

Why do you need an excuse? Don't you have leave saved up?

Just say you're going to be OOO on Monday. Don't feel guilty. You are owed leaves. You have earned leaves. And you should use it.

PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

I have but can't use as we need to submit some projects and deadlines are near.

PeppyHamster
PeppyHamster

No manager is going to believe any "emergency" that comes on that Monday. So its better if you apply in advance saying cousin's wedding or something.

FloatingWaffle
FloatingWaffle
PayU16mo

Get your "fufa Ji" admitted to hospital today.

PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

Does it require permission from 'bhuaji'?

FloatingWaffle
FloatingWaffle
PayU16mo

Nope, I don't think so.

PrancingKoala
PrancingKoala

Electricity breakdown in society.๐Ÿ˜

PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

We are a Power market company and it's my responsibility to procure power for many of the Indian discoms through power trading ๐Ÿ˜‚

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka

Probably your boss is also looking for excuses

PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

I heard that my boss is on a notice period...

ZestyQuokka
ZestyQuokka

Bindaas chutti lo phir. When my boss was on notice period, she approved everything I asked for.

FluffyPanda
FluffyPanda

Tell them you got pilonidal sinus

PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

Wait, let me just Google it.

SqueakyCupcake
SqueakyCupcake

Pls tell this lazy af as well!

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