During my first year in Bengaluru, I came across a couple in a Sagar restaurant. They assumed I don't speak their language (not only I can speak, but I can also read and write in it) and started teasing each other a little.
He started boasting like he'd do anything for her, he will even get the moon down to earth etc.,
She said, "No need to bring moon, make this guy take a piece of pakoda and I'll believe you".
And so, he started conversation with me in English.
Him: Hello sir, may I ask you something?
Me: Yes, what is it?
Him: We're thinking of ordering meals next sir, are they good here?
Me: (Laughing Inside) Yes, they're good. (Continued eating)
Him: I'm X btw, I work at Y.
Me: Hi, I'm Y. Nice to meet you. (Continued eating)
Him: How about a pakoda?
Me: No, thank you.
He looked at her, thinking of what to say next, and she looked at him as if saying "haha, I won"
I got a call from a friend, and once done, I continued to act as if it is still happening. I took out a tissue paper, asked him for a pen which he gave from his pocket.
I wrote "உங்கள் ஜோடி ரொம்ப நல்ல இருக்கு" (you're a pretty good pair) and while leaving, I gave it to him and said "This is not for me, but for you".
I still remember the surprise in their faces after reading it. I just smiled at them and quickly left before they could ask more questions as I was getting late.