What's the minimum expectation you have when you go out to a venue/event?

People usually spend 2-3k or more in tier 1 cities for a weekend of going out (including travel).

Do you have a checklist in mind of what you absolutely want/don't want when going out?

For me, i usually expect good food+hygiene, less noise (unless it's a concert/party), and non diluted drinks (really pisses me off when they dilute cocktails).

Do share yours in comments, and if you have a fixed/flexible budget of sorts for going out.