👌🤡 ik you've 15 Yoe in tech from this meme :)

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Software Engineer

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Which one you prefer ? 
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I am a Tea Lover ❤️

Tea Lover or Coffee Lover ?

Technical Specialist

I am a fresher 2023 graduate and have been doing this (applying for jobs) for almost a year, everyone said you have to do internships as it is necessary so did 2 internships one for a year and another for 6 months but apparently no one counts internships as experience even jobs that had 1-3 yoe as requirement and now everyone's hiring 2024 grads as freshers (I tried to look for another internship but there were none during the time of placements).

I am now tired of this field, many full stack devs don't know shit outside Javascript world and many of them can't even use tools like git properly and are so cocky of themselves. 

Saw an SDE on twitter who apparently has 6 years of experience, doesn't even know how to configure multiple SSH and says managing multiple ssh is a downside. A women dev (cause in India you have engineers and female engineers apparently) doesn't know about sidebar cache and calls it a bug and she's in google. and If I try to roast these people with my real name there's a whole cabal of Banglorians who will grab their macbooks inside third wave coffee and start tweeting against me after aggressively drinking their Chocolate mocha frappe.

Just go into any random tech twitter space no one seems to be talking about tech it's always about DSA, interviews, LIFE IN BANGLORE, which cafe they visited.

I let myself believe tech was my passion and worked hard  for but Indian techies and companies are worst, this generation thinks they are better than their predecessor but follow the same politics everywhere even when it comes to Tech communities (who tf does politics in a community that produces open source code wtf).

They talk about networking and creating a community all the time but can't even respond to linkedin cold dm and blame the sender by nitpicking about the format 👏👏 and then they'll go on post the screenshot and rant how it's the sender fault to even try to network with them with a message that isn't written from their own blood.

Tech rant

Unrelated/pseudo-related info:

She is really fond of caffeine (Frontend developer rituals). She is like one of those coffee geeks. She has a spam account specially dedicated to various kinds of coffees around the globe. She also has a scrap book about various coffee beans.  Kinda absurd (creeped me out initially when I saw it in her bag, she keeps them in those CID waale little  specimen zip bags) but its her thing and I value her quirks. 

I am not really a fan, but I do enjoy cold coffee once in a blue moon when the mood strikes.

But for her, I would. 

Thankfully, she isnt into tea, because I just HATE chai (might trigger a lot of people, but it tastes like cardboard to me for some reason).

Every time I get stumbled by coffee aroma around me, it immediately reminds me of her voice. 

Ok enough about my weaknesses. Now give me solutions.

Can I ask my crush to "casually" join me for a cup of coffee after 6-7 interactions? Will it sound too despo? What if it gets too late if I wait?

Data engineer

Coffee people , where do you source your coffee from in Bangalore ?

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What are so many people sitting at coffee shops like Starbucks and Third Wave actually doing on their laptops all day?

Coffe shop MacBook people

Product Marketing Manager

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For me - Mokobara, Chaayos, Chumbak
Looking to understand Indian brands that have done really well, and understand if it's the product being superior or brand/marketing being an outlier

What's a D2C brand from India that you really like?

Product Manager

I've lately been feeling very anxious and getting jitters after having any form of coffee.

I love coffee so can't stop drinking it :/

Any suggestions to prevent the jitters.

coffee jitters

please your experience with tea, do you buy them & why? challenges your facing? you drink tea for medical reasons, relaxation, taste? price range etc..

planning to a tea business as D2C product

Software Developer

Anyone bought coffee machines from Kaapi Solutions or Caramelly or Something’s Brewing? Planning to buy a Gaggia Cadorna Prestige for home. Worried about the service. I am more of an Espresso Machine person but my family isn’t. Hence the Bean to Cup machine.

Coffee Enthusiasts anyone?

Fellow grapes (?) what your favorite coffee beans and how do you like to brew them? (medium roast arabica, moka pot).

Coffee Beans

Welcome to Software Engineers's Private Community

Hey everyone, 

Anyone has leads on what questions are asked for UX Designer role at @CoffeeBeans firm? Any help would be appreciated.

Coffee Beans designer interview

Just wanted to know what are some of the weirdest things you’ve seen your co workers do?


My co worker at a previous organisation used to take milk packets home which were  to be used in the coffee machines.

Weirdest thing you’ve seen your co workers do?

Assistant Manager

How to find hobbies or anything that I like to do? I’m in Bengaluru, with a lot of free time. I don’t know what I like anymore. I frequently watch movies from theatre and that’s the only thing I do now

How to find hobbies?

Program Manager

We have coffee day machines in our break room. I'm getting bored of having the same few options everyday. Are there any tricks you guys use to make your coffee a bit better? Please do share

Coffee machines tips n tricks?

Infrastructure Engineer

Seems to be a PE round, so we should be seeing a lot more Third Waves in a lot more cities :)

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