Pro tip to become influenza : “Think like a victim 😌”

Off-late dealing with this and not able to collect enough courage to give interviews. Any tips/suggestion to deal with it ?

In the bull markets we see in India and US and crypto for the past months, a Monkey pointing out picks on a newspaper would have probably been right most of the time and would have ended in profits. So don't be thinking too highly of some Finfluencers or your own stock proficiency (unless if you really really know your stocks shit, in which case stay goated fren). Been noticing it in places outside of grapevine and a little within grapevine. "Check yourself 'fore you wreck yourself" - Gandhi

If you just got hired or promoted and the company you work for just did layoffs such as Google. wait a few days to post your big celebration post out of respect for those who just got some of the worst news of their careers. It just seems like the kind thing to do. Specially to all Google Linkedin influencers!!!! I am sick of 10-15 PMs, SDEs selling FAANG courses, posting pictures of Google celebration, Googleversery etc,. How can you celebrate when your friends & colleagues are laidoff??

While I got interview call from same company 😌

What are some of the plausible lies we can put on resume that would never get caught 😋

Hello good people of Grapevines. Just a suggestion to understand finance incase you are financially illiterate. Pick Economic times newspaper every Monday. It has a very good edition of ‘The Economics Times Wealth’. Its a very good paper to read. At first you might not understand but keep doing every Monday. Everything will start making sense. Don’t read it online. It might be confusing. Also, please stop watching Finance Influenza’s. I beg you.

Some random linkedin influenza - I pooped today. I have been thinking and I realized how to poop efficiently. I learnt 69 lessons while pooping today. I met 6969 people while pooping, it was a great pleasure. Did you know we poop 0.69 kgs everyday? Earlier we used to poop in khet, these poop now fertilizer. But now we poop in pooping-place. 0.69kgs wasted. Follow these 69 steps to poop efficiently and in the correct way. #growth #knowledege #influenza #changeyourlife #somemorehashtags Me, who already has inferiority complex and who feels have 0 achievements in life, after reading this, b*ncho mujhe h*gna bhi nahi aata tha ab tak, galat tarike se h*g raha hun pichhle 22 saal se.