Valentine Day Ruined Blinkit/Zomato is down

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Next day Blinkit CEO on LinkedIn : Breached! We just hit highest ever condemn sold on Blinkit in a day 📈 And it was just 9:30 PM !!! We were already on track to breach record numbers in the next couple of hours 🤯 But the platform crashed 😕 One thing is clear, India might be the 4th largest producer of rubber, but the 1st in its consumption 😉 P.S. : For the singles, we have launched a Singles mode (51.7% of all customers who opened Blinkit app since yesterday actually switched to the Single Mode 🤯)

They underestimated couple population so did not adequately scale 🤷🏻‍♂️

Oh, shit! So how will the founder boast of condom sales hour by hour? 😢

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Zepto exists for a reason 🤷

Probably downpour of orders for tomorrow 😘

Eat salad