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Bc sab marne wale hain

Product Owner

Bc sab marne wale hain- Grapevine

Source https://x.com/randomusements/status/1709443841378684952

Sab moh maya hai

Software Engineer

Welcome to Business Roles's Private Community

I am Stucked in a very weird situation, I am final year mechanical engineering student who was earlier preparing for product management/management consulting entry level roles but due to recession and layoffs and coming from a tier 3 college, I have to change my mind as first is non tech background and second tier 3 college tag , it was looking difficult for me to get an opportunity , I started preparing for gate but now after spending 6-7 months , I am realising, it never aligned with my goals , now what should I do 
I want to pivot to business analyst/entry product roles any how , I am graduating in June 2024 , neither I have much time left nor good companies are coming for placements , please help me out community

Entry level business analyst

Hi I’m an above average looking and average height guy. I’ve been looking out for a serious relationship for years now and it really sucks. I mean career wise, I’m doing great. I’ve a stable career with a good car and my own house. Something that women consider for serious relationships turning into a marriage. 

I’m also very religious, super good at heart, loyal, caring basically too good to be true. I’m so loyal that I stop looking at other women even at talking stage. Send flowers randomly etc etc. 

Now the problem is, apparently if you don’t play mind and manipulation games, or basically be toxic, you won’t get a good partner. 

Every woman out there says she’s looking for 90s love and nice guys who care for her etc etc. Then why are people like me single? Not only me i know many men who are good at heart being played by such women. Why are you lying girls?

Why dating sucks these days? (also a Rant)

Growth Manager

Sab mazak bana rakha hai :')

Consultant

Welcome to Gadgets & Apps's Private Community

I've been wanting it since I was a kid just like I wanted an ipad. I pondered over ipad for 2 years and then ended up buying it. It has been 8 months since I bought it and it's lying discharged because I don't know what to use it for.

Similarly I've been craving to buy PS since I was a kid. I like gaming but not too big of a fan and now im concerned that even if i buy PS 5 will i use it?

Whats your suggestion? I don't want to throw 50k like I did for iPad. 🤐

PS: I can very well afford it so money isn't a problem. It being worth the money and I being able to use it is, and I don't know what to do

Should I buy PS5?

Senior product manager

- "We will get back to you" over and over again 
- 2YOE getting 95LPA
- Mom forwarding her friends' married kids pictures (dropping subtle hints)
- Attracting red flags, where efforts have dried up 
- Movies and shows watchlist growing, but guilt makes us think we are better off working
- Travel bucket is overflowing
- Personal projects have sided in a corner, because that ain’t getting anything
- Age is catching up and money is not 

How do you handle all this?! How!

How are you handling the spiralling moments? (which are just too many now)

Welcome to Indian Startups's Private Community

Just say we need cheap labour. Btw guess how much I asked for.

In India, your expertise and seniority level is decided by your current compensation.

Product Designer

Welcome to Software Engineers's Private Community

He said “aap sab ko marana pdega”.. you guys have to work your ass off.

In one of the townhall at Koo, Co founder mayank bidawatka said “ham sab ko mrana pdega agr koo ko grow krna h” what’s your take on this statement?

Some random linkedin influenza -

I pooped today. I have been thinking and I realized how to poop efficiently. I learnt 69 lessons while pooping today. I met 6969 people while pooping, it was a great pleasure. Did you know we poop 0.69 kgs everyday? Earlier we used to poop in khet, these poop now fertilizer. But now we poop in pooping-place. 0.69kgs wasted. Follow these 69 steps to poop efficiently and in the correct way.

#growth #knowledege #influenza #changeyourlife #somemorehashtags

Me, who already has inferiority complex and who feels have 0 achievements in life, after reading this,

b*ncho mujhe h*gna bhi nahi aata tha ab tak, galat tarike se h*g raha hun pichhle 22 saal se.

Influenza

Frontend Engineer

I am working hard on my myself
Gym study work sleep
Make sure everything is completed on time
So that the schedule doesn't mess up

But Why?
I get a feeling of someone I need
To tell everything how my day went
Bhai PTA hai mai ugly hoon
Theek hai
Par yar ek limit hoti hai in thoughts k

In my WorkSpace I make sure to keep professional bonds with my team

Ghar aata hoon to 
Kayi bar phone ko dekhta hoon
Na h koi call
Message

Bus office wala phone h hai Jo phone lagta hai
PTA nhi ye sab kyu ho rha mere sath
Akele marna likha hai 
Phir bhi dimaag ghumta h hai
Dhere Dhere confidence peace self esteem
Mar rahe hai
These thoughts are winning

.....
Mere Ghar par koi nhi hai
Na h Bhai behen
1 dost hai wo busy rehta

Kayi bar marne ka bhi man karta
I close my eyes and cry sometimes
Ek normal routine wala Banda is had tak emotionally har chuka hai
Kya pap kiya hoga maine

It's lonely, Ain't it?

Kaan me headphone laga ke beech sadak pr mat ghumo. Koi thok dega bc

Welcome to Office Gossip's Private Community

So i’ve been Noticing her for 1.5 months now.. she notices back like hell.. she is Indian from south.. im from NCR ..working in HYD.. she’s kinda cute.. spiritual, all Green flags.. but i don’t want to take risk as she is senior 1 year.. one wrong step can ruin things.. now I’m trying to not think about her.. but she’s stuck in my mind like nothing else.. seeking help.. any suggestions to get out of this !!

She’s stuck in my head

The meme that keeps on giving 😂

Product Manager

Hote layoffs dekh ke , Diya kabeera roe

Kya fresher,kya experienced Recession me bacha na koye

Corporate kabir

Analyst

Hey Viners, 

Thought I'll start a thread to share everything that can make each other's holidays better. Let's share our recommendations of what one could watch/hear/play/or do and maybe even tag it so. 

Could end up being a very handy list when one of us is just lying on the bed just scrolling through insta mindlessly or when somebody has ordered some amazing pizza, but it ends up getting cold because you can't find something to watch :p 

Hope you do relate :p 
Let's comment here, and hopefully make it a good set of days :)

[Holiday Megathread]: Cool ideas on what one can do in the holidays (movies/shows/games/music/others) 🎥🎶👾

Corporate Strategist

Welcome to News Discussion's Private Community

#PuneAccident that happened by a 17 year old drunk person driving Porsche

This could have been one of us. Do not ignore what happened. Do not stay silent. Use whatever reach you have. Do not forget this in a week, like we forget everything else. It's us, the honest, hard working people 💔

Kya thi uski Galti
Sadev padhai k liye badhta Raha
Sehat bhi jab sath chod gayi
Tab bhi na ruka
Tha uska koi nhi
Jisse wo bataye apne haal
Na yaar, Na h rishtedar
Akela tha wo
Parantu ladta raha

Asafalta aati rahi
Par aage badhne k siwa aur koi chara nhi
Kab Tak h sahi
Wo harta rehta

Picche mudkar dekha
To tha nhi koi
Bus ek Khali sadak 
Aage aur peeche
Wo baith gya
Aankhen band karke
Yad karne laga apne jindagi ko
Kab usne ek buzurg k madad Kari
Kab usne ek Sundar phool ko dekha
Kab usne aakhri bar paranthe khaye the

Ab wo thak chuka tha
Aankhen kholi
Aur khud k zindagi k Rekha khatam karne wo badh chala
Ab kisko h wo rota
Aur kisko wo jake bachata

Wo bechara ye soche
K tha uska koi nhi
Na h wo kice ka ho saka

Marna bhale na h sahi
Parantu ek marg aur tha
Jhan shaanti zarur thi

Aakhri bar h sahi
Wo ek din jiya
Nahakar aur ek dam tayar hokar
Wo nikal chala park
Us din uske kitaben band thi
Udhar logon ko dekha
Khush evam khile hue
Soch mai h sahi par socha
E Prabhu humne kya h paap Kiya
Ek baju k halwai c
Ek gulab jamun khayi
Aakhri bache 10 rupee se

Ek bar call karni chahi
Us ladki ko jise wo pichle 3 saal c pasand karta tha
Usne call na uthayi

Mandir jake
Matha tek kar
Wo chala gya pass k pahadon mai
Phir na h kabhi wo Mila
Na h uske umeeden

Aant tak bhi
Socha hoga
Ab bhi koi nhi
Kya itna bura hoon Mai

.....

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