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Managers/Boss: How do you conduct your standups?

I'm tired of this Indian management style of listing all things that are WRONG, the very first thing in the morning "None of you do this" "This is not happening" "Why are you <take names> not doing <something outside JD>?" Is nothing working? Is the company going down? Are employees doing nothing right?! If you as manager/boss do not do this, please know there is a special place reserved in heaven for you ❤️

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Inefficient Managers

There are managers who are paid close to a Crore Rupees a year for doing this. Scene: Our team is working on it. We’ll get back to you. Reality: I have no idea about what the issue is. I’m completely dependent on my team. Scene: I have a hard stop now. Have to drop off. Reality: I don’t care about the ongoing meeting. My “passive” attendance in some other meeting is more important than the ongoing meeting. Scene: +team FYI Reality: Not my responsibility. Team must take a look. Scene: Do you have some bandwidth? Reality: If you say no, I will use this against you during appraisal. Scene: Feel free to give feedback about leadership. Your opinion is important for continuous improvement. Reality: Negative feedback should be worded with politically correct statements. Else be ready to face consequences. Scene: The leadership team expects so-and-so from you. Reality: I’m not capable of questioning the leadership team. I’m just passing the buck to you. Scene: Can you prepare a deck by this day? Reality: I want to show a rosy picture to my leaders. I will ‘use’ you to impress my leaders. Scene: Who wants to work on this item? Reality: I’ll judge employees who don’t volunteer. Scene: I want you to complete this (bullshit work) by this weekend at any cost. Reality: I want to save my ass in this job. Scene: Do you have any blockers? Reality: As if I’m capable of resolving them…lol Scene: Taking a day off. Reachable on mobile. Reality: Added the second statement to ‘show’ how important & flexible I am. I know you’ll not call me anyways. Scene: Manager presenting something. Do you have any questions? Reality: -silence- - - - Have you ever encountered Managers like these?