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By far the most common question I've seen from guys online is how to get matches. 

0. Get good pictures of yourself clicked if you don't have any. Strictly no selfies. Also try and avoid profiles with too many selfies (it usually means they don't have enough friends in life which is a red flag).

1. Pictures shouldn't be old/outdated. Always upload recent ones. One or two should be of you doing something interesting (with friends, some hobby/activity) and your face and body should be visible clearly. Have at least 1-2 pics where full body is visible.

2. Do not have more than 3 sentences in your bio. Don't try too hard to describe yourself in a profile (don't fill up that profile to 100% details filled). Leave some space for mystery. 

3. OBSESS over bio introduction. It should be crisp, witty and error free. It will make or break your profile.

4. Gym pics and car pics are a hit and miss. Some will go for it, others won't. Different personalities will go for different things. Upto you which kind you want to attract. 

5. If you have pics with female friends, can add one. Women trust other women to select men. If you already have healthy female friendships, that's a green flag for them. Do take permission from your friends though. And it should be a group pic, not one where it's just you and one woman. They would assume that's your gf/ex, which is red flag for many.

Just do this much and it will definitely boost your matches.

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I am a 26/M/60+LPA/IITian Software Engineer at a FAANG. I have spent most of my time travelling places with my friends/solo and have dedicated a significant portion of my small life to my career, and I am quite happy with it. I am confused about one thing tho, should I get married? given I am happy living like this, I just want to hear what men have to say on this, I want to know given a chance would you guys get married? If yes how to check if a woman is a fine fit for you? I made a rule to only date a woman who makes at least 70% of my salary OR has an excellent academic background AND should be humble. With these set of rules the chances of finding a girl is almost slim to none given ratio at good colleges and at high paying tech jobs are like that 🤧, I am sure people won't find these rules good, but I want to know if I am being stupid pls correct me it will help me reshape my thinking.

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A regular person's life means nothing. It's like we're living in two different Indias!

For the rich and powerful, laws are just suggestions. They break rules left and right and nothing happens. Money and power gives them "get out of jail free" card!

Our lives are cheap. Workers die in accidents, and companies pay a few lakhs as if that makes it okay. Farmers kill themselves, and politicians only care about them during elections.

The system is rigged. Police, courts, government - all bend over backwards for the rich. But for us? "Rules are rules," they say.

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After completing engineering I got a full time job opportunity in a logistic company as a business analyst. At the start everything was good but slowly I was pushed in the non technical department. Right now my majority of work consists of people's management. There is no technical aspect left in my job role and neither am I learning anything. After spending 02 years in the company I learned nothing. After realising my mistake I started learning SQL and then I've planned to learn Tableau as I have an inclination towards Data Analytics but due to my toxic job I can't focus on things. Also I can't leave the current job as I am having the responsibilities of my family.
Seeing my friends succeeding in their job really makes me anxious. 
Also I can't apply for jobs in service based companies like TCS, Wipro, Accenture etc. as I'm having 4 years educational gap after class 10 due to financial issues. My father lost his job so I was  helping my father who was working in a local groceries shop during that time.

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I can’t be be the only one, but I am surrounded by multiple people that just do not believe in async communication. They first send a “hi”, wait for me to acknowledge and then only proceed to tell me what they want. Even if it is something ridiculous like “What is the URL to access this portal?”. 

I generally am very quick with messages and from the last few months, this “hi” business is ticking me off. I decided to do some social experiment and delayed my responses to hi. 

If someone just sends me a “hi”, I schedule a “hi” to 3 hours from then. Result? People would rather sit on blockers than tell me what they want. 

I then tried a decreasing backoff. If you texted me a “hi” once, I’d respond in 3 hours. Repeat it a second time, I’d respond in 4 hours. 5 hours the third time, 6 hours the fourth and so on. 

Results? People would still rather I acknowledge their “hi” than tell me what they want.  

Some anecdotes of how “efficient” communication is:

1. A guy wanted access to a portal that I managed. He pinged me a “hi” every morning for 7 straight days before actually asking me what he wants. 
2. Another person wanted to understand git commands that can be used to solve merge conflicts. But not before pinging “hi” for 4 days, then just pulling me into a call with their manager and their manager pinging me a “hi” when I declined the call. 
3. Another person wanted an update on a ticket I closed 2 years ago. All he wanted was a change request number, which he could find using control + F on the Jira portal. He chose to send “hi”s to multiple team mates of mine when I didn’t respond. 

Ultimately, I started telling people to not just ping and disappear and that they can reach out to me. But I guess old habits die hard and I still receive multiple “hi”s. 

Merko unkin”hi” lag gayi. 

Also, before you scream at me for ranting about such a piddi problem. https://nohello.net/en/ is the thing.

Folks that ping “hi” and disappear

When I am talking to people (irrespective of gender), my instant communication continuer to share an example of same thing they talked about.

Example 
'I went to Mumbai'
'Oh I remember when I went to Mumbai'

'I love mountains'
'Oh I hate mountains, I like beaches better' (nobody even asked for my opinion)

If not this then - Hmmm, yea, okay, Cool, Great, That's nice, sweet, 😊, 🙌, ✌️
And the conversation dies.

There should a third way. What's that?

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