Hatela ji checkup karva lijiye, breakup hua hain to kisise makeup karva lijiye

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Software Developer

Samaj he nai aata aaj kal kya mehsoos Karta hoon!

Product Manager

Samaj he nai aata aaj kal kya mehsoos Karta hoon!- Grapevine

Showed my dad the bucket list movie and asked him to make one

Product Owner

Welcome to Personal Finance's Private Community

Bachpan me dost ka Trimax dekh kr FOMO hota tha, ab logo ko 70-80L ka CTC dekh kr. Kuch batao koi 🙏🏻

Mujhe paisa chahiye!!!!

jab 70-80 kamayega to crore walon se jalega. 2nd richest banega to 1st se jalega. 1st banega to normal log ke normal life se jalega. there's no end to this

Software Engineer

Welcome to Office Gossip's Private Community

So i’ve been Noticing her for 1.5 months now.. she notices back like hell.. she is Indian from south.. im from NCR ..working in HYD.. she’s kinda cute.. spiritual, all Green flags.. but i don’t want to take risk as she is senior 1 year.. one wrong step can ruin things.. now I’m trying to not think about her.. but she’s stuck in my mind like nothing else.. seeking help.. any suggestions to get out of this !!

She’s stuck in my head

Welcome to Confessions's Private Community

REJECT The Company The Way They Do It

Frontend Engineer

Senior Software Engineer

Sajni ek kaafi purana gana he ya Ishq comparatively new, dono ka music almost similar he, which one do you love the most ?
Urdu me shabdik arth ki taqak kaafi he ya Hindi artists hi alasi he 😂😂 ?

Sajni or Ishq ?

Me & Who ? 😊

Hi I’m an above average looking and average height guy. I’ve been looking out for a serious relationship for years now and it really sucks. I mean career wise, I’m doing great. I’ve a stable career with a good car and my own house. Something that women consider for serious relationships turning into a marriage. 

I’m also very religious, super good at heart, loyal, caring basically too good to be true. I’m so loyal that I stop looking at other women even at talking stage. Send flowers randomly etc etc. 

Now the problem is, apparently if you don’t play mind and manipulation games, or basically be toxic, you won’t get a good partner. 

Every woman out there says she’s looking for 90s love and nice guys who care for her etc etc. Then why are people like me single? Not only me i know many men who are good at heart being played by such women. Why are you lying girls?

Why dating sucks these days? (also a Rant)

Growth Manager

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P.S. Give your reasons too, it will be fun

P.S. The series starts earlier today, because you have more of Saturday 🤷‍♀️

Saturday Playlist #3 - One song you cannot stand for no reason 😂

Context: 
I have to visit client location every 3rd week to present a basic presentation

I order Pizzas every weekend and raise a reimbursement request and he accepts it
Suggest me ways to misuse this...how can I take best of this loophole

Ways to misuse your reimbursements?

Analyst

I'll go first - 

Shut laptop, get in comfy clothes and watch Amar Singh Chamkila!
Imtiaz Ali after 4 years!!

What are your Friday plans?

Have to meet some arrange marriage prospects 🤧

Team Samosa

Software Test - QA

i don’t want to hear the usual MoMos!! drop in your MoDe

Monday Demotivation

Database Administrator

Sahi baat hai😎

It happened about 4yrs ago when I was looking for a job change for the first time. I hadn't practiced DSA in a long time and I was giving interviews without enough preparation.

So during a virtual interview the interviewer gave me a DSA question which I had a look at a couple of days ago but still didn't know how to solve properly. 

I thought it would be easier if I can just search through my browser history to find that solution I saw. 

I might have searched my history for about 15-20 secs and suddenly realised that I was fking sharing my screen on call 🤦

{Trust me! I'm smart, this was a brain fart moment}

I immediately closed the history tab and pretended like this never happened, and tried to solve the question on my own.

The fact that both of us didn't say anything makes it even more embarrassing for me. There was an eerie silence which makes me think he saw what I was trying to do.

During the whole call I was super embarrassed, but I gave my best and was able to solve half of the cases, but didn't get selected for the next round, obviously. 

till today I wonder whether he saw that I was trying to cheat or not ? and what he thinks of me?

I'm aware/realise that this is what happens when you try to cheat, so either don't cheat or be smart about it 🙂

do you have anything similar to share?

Embarrassing Cheating Story 🤫

Guys, I've been watching matches alone since my childhood but I've never enjoyed it as much as I did this time. This year, again I watched all the matches by myself in my room, but thanks to Grapevine, I never felt like I was actually alone. I was watching on TV while replying and posting on Grapevine. It felt like I was watching it with all of you.

Huge shoutout to @Micheal_Scott for the platform. Thanks to @BiryaniEnthu for all those amazing match threads. And to all the others @TheOatmeal @lord_ @Careermode @samosa @AlphaGrindset etc. for your commentary. Special thanks to my brother @GallonMusk, your predictions were always on point. And that biryani is on me 😂.

@IntrovertBeing next World Cup, remind me and I'll get you that blue jersey.

Enjoy, guys, we finally won it! 🇮🇳

We Won, Thank You Grapevine

Kya thi uski Galti
Sadev padhai k liye badhta Raha
Sehat bhi jab sath chod gayi
Tab bhi na ruka
Tha uska koi nhi
Jisse wo bataye apne haal
Na yaar, Na h rishtedar
Akela tha wo
Parantu ladta raha

Asafalta aati rahi
Par aage badhne k siwa aur koi chara nhi
Kab Tak h sahi
Wo harta rehta

Picche mudkar dekha
To tha nhi koi
Bus ek Khali sadak 
Aage aur peeche
Wo baith gya
Aankhen band karke
Yad karne laga apne jindagi ko
Kab usne ek buzurg k madad Kari
Kab usne ek Sundar phool ko dekha
Kab usne aakhri bar paranthe khaye the

Ab wo thak chuka tha
Aankhen kholi
Aur khud k zindagi k Rekha khatam karne wo badh chala
Ab kisko h wo rota
Aur kisko wo jake bachata

Wo bechara ye soche
K tha uska koi nhi
Na h wo kice ka ho saka

Marna bhale na h sahi
Parantu ek marg aur tha
Jhan shaanti zarur thi

Aakhri bar h sahi
Wo ek din jiya
Nahakar aur ek dam tayar hokar
Wo nikal chala park
Us din uske kitaben band thi
Udhar logon ko dekha
Khush evam khile hue
Soch mai h sahi par socha
E Prabhu humne kya h paap Kiya
Ek baju k halwai c
Ek gulab jamun khayi
Aakhri bache 10 rupee se

Ek bar call karni chahi
Us ladki ko jise wo pichle 3 saal c pasand karta tha
Usne call na uthayi

Mandir jake
Matha tek kar
Wo chala gya pass k pahadon mai
Phir na h kabhi wo Mila
Na h uske umeeden

Aant tak bhi
Socha hoga
Ab bhi koi nhi
Kya itna bura hoon Mai

.....

😊

I am working hard on my myself
Gym study work sleep
Make sure everything is completed on time
So that the schedule doesn't mess up

But Why?
I get a feeling of someone I need
To tell everything how my day went
Bhai PTA hai mai ugly hoon
Theek hai
Par yar ek limit hoti hai in thoughts k

In my WorkSpace I make sure to keep professional bonds with my team

Ghar aata hoon to 
Kayi bar phone ko dekhta hoon
Na h koi call
Message

Bus office wala phone h hai Jo phone lagta hai
PTA nhi ye sab kyu ho rha mere sath
Akele marna likha hai 
Phir bhi dimaag ghumta h hai
Dhere Dhere confidence peace self esteem
Mar rahe hai
These thoughts are winning

.....
Mere Ghar par koi nhi hai
Na h Bhai behen
1 dost hai wo busy rehta

Kayi bar marne ka bhi man karta
I close my eyes and cry sometimes
Ek normal routine wala Banda is had tak emotionally har chuka hai
Kya pap kiya hoga maine

It's lonely, Ain't it?

When I was a child, I was a foodie and loved street food, but we couldn't afford it most times(Unfair life/ rough times). I remember how special it was when my mom occasionally brought me my favorite street food, 'Samosa.' Those moments were the best.

Now, I earn a decent amount and can afford things for myself and my family. I often buy my mom her favorite treats, but I personally don't enjoy anything like I used to. Sometimes, I think about going out to have a Samosa or other fast food, but then I worry about hygiene or diseases. I've never drunk or smoked; the only thing I loved was street food. But now that I can afford anything, I don't feel like eating it.

As a child, I used to dream of earning a lot of money one day. Now, it seems like money is the only thing I care about.

I wish I could be that child again, who was happy just to get an occasional Samosa.

It feels like I matured too soon, which I didn't want. I want to eat my favorite food sometimes without thinking about anything else, just savoring the moment and the nostalgia. I don't know how to get that feeling back.

Samaj he nai aata aaj kal kya mehsoos Karta hoon!

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