Let the gates open for the flood of corporate analogies from the Indian Cricket Team's victorious performance at the T20 world cup final. 🇮🇳   Leaders lead with action  Bumrah  Delivering under p...

Let the gates open for the flood of corporate analogies from the Indian Cricket Team's victorious performance at the T20 world cup final. 🇮🇳

- Leaders lead with action - Bumrah
- Delivering under pressure - Surya & Bumrah
- Habits are very hard to change - SA cricket team's historic trend
And, more

Different influencers would choose the different moments from the match to map to their brand positioning.

Tomorrow's schedule - DND for LinkedIn & Binge-scroll for LinkedIn Lunatics subreddit

Tomorrow's schedule - DND for LinkedIn & Binge-scroll for LinkedIn Lunatics subreddit- Grapevine

Welcome to Confessions's Private Community

With the India - South Africa match going on... waiting for LinkedIn to be flooded with - poetic leadership lessons, hustle stories, marketing carousel posts, HR team overselling team spirit, culture, Sales strategy posts preaching how closing deals is basically like defending a score, I mean .. I even saw customer success teams are now posting stuff on cricket 🤦‍♂️

So you got to wonder 
1/ Finance, Legal,  IT teams etc - did not have a learning from the match kya? They could too somehow relate budget cuts to the game strategy, or submit some memes just to stay in the loop.
2/ And is it only me going like... बस एक दिन... सिर्फ एक दिन... बस मैच देख लो... और कुछ ना कहो. चैन से जीने दो.

India-SA match and Dimaag ka dahi

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Welcome to NEW LinkedIn, where professionals go to get distracted
- Because nothing says "professional networking" like knowing that out of my 30K connections, 48 have played Queens in the last hour. Exactly the vital information I needed today. And it's so comforting to know my boss not only sucks at setting my KPIs but also sucks at LUDO (oh wait.. they dont have LUDO, but you get the point). Say Yes to LinkedIn Games : because what better way to showcase your professional skills than competing in virtual board games. Maybe next we’ll have a LinkedIn Queens Champion title to boost your profile visibility and job hunt next?
- AI Post Ideas – Original thoughts? Nah, let the algorithm tell me what to think. Can’t wait for the ‘Inspirational Monday Motivation’ template. Because originality is overrated, right?
- LinkedIn Shorts – because TikTok isn’t enough. Now I can document getting laid off in 30-second clips. ‘Watch me scream at my boss in high definition!’ And the best part? When the boss yells at an employee, we can record that too! Coming soon: "Live from the pantry" and "Breakout room drama" LiEmploymentTV is the new reality TV 

What are the new features in pipe: Kundli and Tarot? 
- LinkedIn Horoscopes: Today’s forecast: Your connection requests will be ignored. Better luck tomorrow!
- LinkedIn Tarot Readings: The cards say stop pretending to enjoy team-building exercises
- LinkedIn Karaoke: Here's a hip hop base track to sing your resignation letter
- LinkedIn Pet Profiles: Cause your cat deserves a professional network too
- LinkedIn Cooking Shows: Cause you are more than your current role
- LinkedIn Meditation Sessions: Your mind needs it own Calm
- LinkedIn Matchmaking: We solved for the jobs, now lets help you find love with someone equally networked

Meta shutting down workplace really dint teach you anything???
To the PMs at LinkedIn – Thanks for teaching us - What not to do when and how.

Remember when LinkedIn was the place to get work done?

LinkedIn is not the same what it was an year ago, these days it's mostly filled with useless crap and so called influencers sharing their fake interview experiences just to sponsor someone who paid good amount of money

Data engineer

Welcome to LinkedIn Cringe's Private Community

World Cup cringe

Operations Manager

Opportunities are so much more then when I stared. We never flaunted getting a job into a Top company even when options were fewer. What is the need to give average gyan on linkedin for getting a job offer. Open question to Gen Z why are you so desperate for social validation?

GenZ flaunting job offers on LinkedIn as if they won a Olympic gold medals

Data Scientist

Jio TV - No
WhatsApp - No
X - No 
YouTube - No
Instagram - No
News Channel - No







Where did you watch? 

LinkedIn

Where did you watch Dhoni's batting from yesterday's match?

Growth Manager

Welcome to News Discussion's Private Community

Did Pakistan failed to manage pressure? They also need 1y mba?? 

Or our guys were pumped up after what happened in last match and fan bashing

India beat Pakistan by 228runs

Senior Consultant

Make yourself then

What's up with this team really?
How is everyone just better than them?

The only game RCB scales is the marketing game

No one talked about Kohli's century and RCB's loss

Consultant

Welcome to Business Roles's Private Community

Hey everyone. Trying to think of the best campaigns done in India, to learn as inspiration for things I do in the coming months (as an aspiration :p)

Think Cred, Men will be men, Ultrahuman on Twitter etc.

Would love to hear from the community

Thread: Which product launch/marketing campaign was really well done?

Corporate Strategist

Welcome to Software Engineers's Private Community

Which are the  best non-coding jobs presently which pay a good amount of salary and have wide opportunities in the market .

Career change

Software Developer

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/bhavishaggarwal_transgenders-share-special-connect-with-lord-activity-7194984283894128640-eL6i?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_android

And he launched cloud services because LinkedIn  referred to him as 'they'? Lagta hai Elon bhai se kuch zyada hi inspired lag rahe hain

How come everything Bhavish launches these days are centered around India versus west?

Its just sad to see so many content creators(personal branding experts being the most of them) utilize linkedin to promote their instagram photos with a wall of text that is completely unrelated.

What the heck is happening with Linkedin?

Product Manager

the whole reason, i don’t have youtube and instagram on my phone.

using youtube on desktop, with scripts that removes the shorts crap.

why these updates are evolving backwards? teams gone shit, outlook gone to shit, and it’s linkedin now.

i guess, thinking and brainstorming is a history now, god bless the AI revolution!

guess its time to abandon linkedin now

Security Analyst

Linkedin cringe - 30 mins for knee-deep brainstorming

Some linkedin shit

Software Engineer

Lead social, brand, perf, SEO, partnerships, community, growth, pretty much everything across zero to fairly high budgets. Happy to help.

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