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Yee 🐾Golgappa got immli 😺🐈🐾🐾🐾🐾

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Wrote as joke, didn't know so many would connect with it 😂

Wrote as joke, didn't know so many would connect with it 😂- Grapevine

When you realise the joke 😁

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A joke!

Laughed way too hard at this

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Share the funny incidents you have experienced with daily standup meetings or meetings in general in the comments.

I will share my experience.

In one of my previous organisations, there was a person who used to sometimes give very absurd updates like "Was not feeling too well so skipped breakfast and started working early on this ticket" or used to describe the entire day including non-work related things in a chronological manner instead of the usual format of the daily standups.

I know it may not sound too funny as I can't recall specific incidents right now but it was way more funny really.

Sometimes daily standup is funnier than the standup comedy

Software Test- QA

Looks like dinner won't come easy today 🥲

They are streaming Baghban on TV, on Holi!

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"Resentment and complaint, is neither good for oneself, nor for others".

Yesterday I made a post on Tech Bros from some companies and how they behave on social media. I also wrote I don't want generalize this to whole workforce of these companies.

Apparently, Grapevine team posted it on Twitter and it has gone kinda viral. I saw few tweets by folks at RazorPay and honestly my rant wasn't meant for them. I actually admire one of the guy there as an engineer.

But still I can't live with the thought that I made someone angry or sad.

So  I want to apologize for the post I made yesterday and have deleted it.

@Grapevine team. I know this post won't make for a good marketing material but it would be great if you could tweet this. It will take some load of my chest. 


Thanks!

Apology. Re: State of Tech Bros on Social Media

Software Engineer

Since early childhood all I talked, watched and read was Technology. When I got home from school, I worked on C++ and built games by modelling physics, collisions etc. I frequented a ton of online forums for WebGL and other archaic tech that most of you don't even know about.

I knew all about the Silicon Valley, the stories and legends. I learned all about the history of technology and used to work deeply with my father with transistors, ECU/ECMs etc during weekends. 

I thought I knew it all. I thought I was the deal. I remember schooling folks about all of this, making them realise they are dumb as hell. I remember when I stepped into my MS in CS program and attended a club meeting, I realized that I was just like everybody else.

They were all the same as me in hindsight. They knew the same things and lived and breathed the same passion. I knew I wasn't special. For the first time, I suffered ego-death. I thought I was special, and I was not.

This is just a reminder, that you are not special. You are less unique than you think you are. So lose that attitude.

Do you think you are special?

Product Manager

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Jokes on you lol

The funniest shit happened at the office today. I was at my desk after lunch, vibing to "Like That(Remix)" by Kanye West and writing some test cases for this CI/CD I am setting up for a new feature. 

My friend calls me up and says that there is a BlinkIt parcel that I need to collect from the front desk. I'm like Bro I am busy right now. He says it's an emergency. I am like Okay.

So, I collect it from front desk and now he asks me to bring it to the WC. I am like bro wut?? 
He's like he needs it ASAP. So I oblige lmao.

I come to know that he has ordered Track Pants from BlinkIt because he shit his pants. Apparently, he had some street food yesterday and his stomache got upset. He had an in-person meeting and he wanted to leave for washroom because of his diarrhea. But he couldn't because he was presenting. Unfortunately, by the time that meeting got over he ran towards the WC. Yet, he was too late and ended up ruining his pants. 

This might be the funniest shit I have experienced. My private group on Teams is blowing up lmao.

Someone just 💩 in their pants in the office...

Laughed way too hard on this one

Data engineer

Hilarious!

I am a fresher 2023 graduate and have been doing this (applying for jobs) for almost a year, everyone said you have to do internships as it is necessary so did 2 internships one for a year and another for 6 months but apparently no one counts internships as experience even jobs that had 1-3 yoe as requirement and now everyone's hiring 2024 grads as freshers (I tried to look for another internship but there were none during the time of placements).

I am now tired of this field, many full stack devs don't know shit outside Javascript world and many of them can't even use tools like git properly and are so cocky of themselves. 

Saw an SDE on twitter who apparently has 6 years of experience, doesn't even know how to configure multiple SSH and says managing multiple ssh is a downside. A women dev (cause in India you have engineers and female engineers apparently) doesn't know about sidebar cache and calls it a bug and she's in google. and If I try to roast these people with my real name there's a whole cabal of Banglorians who will grab their macbooks inside third wave coffee and start tweeting against me after aggressively drinking their Chocolate mocha frappe.

Just go into any random tech twitter space no one seems to be talking about tech it's always about DSA, interviews, LIFE IN BANGLORE, which cafe they visited.

I let myself believe tech was my passion and worked hard  for but Indian techies and companies are worst, this generation thinks they are better than their predecessor but follow the same politics everywhere even when it comes to Tech communities (who tf does politics in a community that produces open source code wtf).

They talk about networking and creating a community all the time but can't even respond to linkedin cold dm and blame the sender by nitpicking about the format 👏👏 and then they'll go on post the screenshot and rant how it's the sender fault to even try to network with them with a message that isn't written from their own blood.

Tech rant

Hi Grapeviners, 

This is yours truly Micheal_Scott with a massive announcement. 

We shared a feedback form with all of you yesterday. 5000 of you responded. 
We asked what you’d want Grapevine to be next. 
And you answered. 

We treat user feedback as gospel. 

Grapevine is now a dating app. Just as you asked. 

Grapevine has 10s of thousands of eligible singles. 

I personally cannot wait enough for the first Grapevine baby!

Grapevine dating is now live!

Founder

@BiryaniEnthu Sala Yeh dukh kahe khatam nhi hota be😅

Hope BiryaniEnthu gets it soon😂?

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And then went on to tag his VC 😵‍💫

Can’t believe he made this about himself

Hope you people had a fantastic weekend!

Dive into any good books? Or perhaps you found a new favorite spot in the city?

I'll go first: Got lucky on a dating app. Might go on a date in the coming days :)

What did you do this weekend?

Product Engineer

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I'll go first - 

Shut laptop, get in comfy clothes and watch Amar Singh Chamkila!
Imtiaz Ali after 4 years!!

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