Hate standups

Ask GPT for the jargon related to the task 😆 “During the last 24 hours, I have been analyzing our user data and identifying patterns to inform our upcoming feature prioritization. Based on this analysis, I have compiled a list of potential improvements and recommendations for our product roadmap.” “I completed extensive research and analysis on the task at hand, identifying potential roadblocks and brainstorming solutions to ensure efficient completion of the project.”

Work X that needs 1 day to be done: Day 1: Will start spending time on X today, spend some time figuring out Day 2: Made progress on X, some edge cases need to be solved for still Day 3: Almost done with X; it’s 95% there and looking good Day 4: “Yesterday, basically I wrapped up X” Does this sound fair?

"Kal jo fata tha uska analysis kar raha tha. Report dedunga RCA Mila to". Simple as

Aren't stand ups weekly or biweekly?

Tell them you created a new dhamki strategy inspired by UpGrads blacklisting tactic for the sales folks.

You overestimate tasks and say that you’re working on them. No one cares to check anyway.

I know what you’re talking about😂 u generally skipped those and got some extra sleep

"I have reviewed and reanalyzed my activities over the last few weeks trying to evolve strategies to preempt mistakes, be more productive and innovate more on a continuous basis as part of an evolving understanding of the various factors that influence decision making"

Asking the right questions :D

O mighty and supreme, hear my lamentations as I recount the trials that befell me on this fateful day. Like a steadfast warrior, I summoned my will and ventured into the realm of code, aiming to conquer its intricacies with valor and tenacity. But alas, the whims of the divine gods of technology conspired against me, thwarting my every endeavor. The lines of code, once harmonious and clear, twisted and tangled before my eyes, as if mocking my efforts. With a heavy heart, I beseech your mercy, and pledge to persevere, for it is not laziness that consumes me, but the divine will of fate that challenges my mortal resolve.

Unmute ~ No updates from my side ~ Back to Mute :/

attribute it to: 1. R&A Research & Analysis for code optimisations in the codebase. If asked further, tell about 2-3 places where nested for loop can be converted into forEach + map. Every codebase has those. 2. Exploring new technologies and some usecases it might have in our product. REST can almost always be changed to GraphQL. Redis cache can always be optimised and what not. 3. Expanding your knowledge base on <technology>. You can always say learning about generators, higher order functions or any technology internals. If somebody tries to dig in further, tell them you're still pursuing it and would have more details in the future.

Beta training hi kar lia Karo itna Paisa sarkar Coursera pe kyo phoonk rhi hai

Aren’t standups more like 1:1 with your manager now post layoffs ?

70% of the time I say, "No updates from my end. Thank you:)"

Depends on the comic 😛

Rule #1 Use that time to roll your joint while the camera is off 🤸‍♀️

bookmarking this thread

oh, man....I was thinking of standup comedy and why to explain to manager 🤦

I have been working on identifying the work that I am supposed to do.