LinkedIn now offering gold medals for self-congratulatory posts 🤣

Faad buoy forgot to mention point 3

People who write about themselves in third person voice, take this 🤮. Btw, Gems Bond is a spying wizard. He has saved the world from total collapse 69 times. Gems Bond is a selfless soul who priorities world peace and safety over his own life. Three cheers to Gems Bond. 🥳

He's a Bharat Ratna nominee. Self-nominated.

Practical equivalent of sucking off your own organ :/

The epitome of self-love

Q: How do you keep the million visitors entertained ? A: By raising a free army of 'content creators' by selling the idea of being a 'Top Influencer'