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by SJF_Preemptive

Student

a year ago

Beautiful people, how do I get into Goldman Sachs

Wonderful, wonderful people of Grapevine. Hope you're having a great day. I'm writing this post to share a secret with you. Pls don't tell anyone. I have wet dreams of Goldman Sachs. How do I, as an incoming 7th semester BTech CSE engineering student, get into this sexy ass company? GS engineers/analysts/PMs/Managers PLEASE share your gyaan. Thanks.

punydrama

Stealth

a year ago

🤮ye kya padh liya maine

SJF_Preemptive

Student

a year ago

Ayo don't judge.

roct

Accenture

a year ago

Drop that internet accent bro 😭

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tzr

Vercel

a year ago

Goldman Sachs will shut down after seeing this post.

SJF_Preemptive

Student

a year ago

NOOOO!

Elon_Musk

X.com

a year ago

Kid you need therapy.

SJF_Preemptive

Student

a year ago

My therapist told me to "share my feelings" well, this is me sharing my feelings

LordPuneet

Stealth

a year ago

Then maybe your therapist needs a therapist

stoic_marauder

Birlasoft

a year ago

the only way to enter the hole of goldman sachs is through the gold man's sacks: you will definitely be needing a referral to get in.

SJF_Preemptive

Student

a year ago

My profile suits this job, I'm experienced

Narddawg_cornell

Unnamed

a year ago

You will thrive in corporate; I could see all the arse-kissing traits in you. You will reach a VP level in 5 years and will become a LinkedIn influencer or Tinder influencer, with a tag people person, (If that platform turned out to be a job/ professional platform).

SJF_Preemptive

Student

a year ago

Bro made all those deductions from a joke...but yeah I wanna go to GS bad.

potatomato

Fintech Startup

a year ago

Well you need to || fondle the gold man’s sachs first ||

SJF_Preemptive

Student

a year ago

Sounds like a LeetCode hard problem.

HereWeGoAgain

Slice

a year ago

@ChrisWakanda it's real "hard" thats for sure

SupportStaff

Others

a year ago

You have seen too many wall street series / movies... Reality is far off.. wake up or life will wake you up big time

SJF_Preemptive

Student

a year ago

Okay Bhai.

mindv

Stealth

a year ago

You will get out of GS faster than you got in. Lol.

SJF_Preemptive

Student

a year ago

Pixeldynamic

Stealth

a year ago

Why's that?

holdencaulfield

Fintech Startup

a year ago

If you need to ask on Grapevine, then maybe you shouldn’t. If you’re in a Tier 1 college they’d come for campus placements. Anyway since you have asked, revise DSA and Probability. Markov Processes, Probability Distribution, Array manipulation and a bit of writing. Practice puzzles from Heard on the Street and 50 Challenging Problems in Probability Source- Appeared

SJF_Preemptive

Student

a year ago

The only good answer. Thanks mate. I'm from a tier 2 college and they come here too but I'm in sem 6 toh time hai thoda

MixedHut

Stealth

a year ago

The first rule of GS is you don’t talk about GS.

SJF_Preemptive

Student

a year ago

GS ka koi actual fight club hai ki nahi? Managers vs interns would be BANGING

BengaluruLandLord

Stealth

a year ago

Watch industry tv series dude. All your wet dreams will come true

NotCharlieScharf

Wells Fargo

a year ago

Industry is total bullshit description of any sales desk. All that exaggeration is so cringe.

fuddugiri

Axis Bank

a year ago

I still liked the show a lot tho. Found the part where she lies through her teeth to that middle office guy completely unrealistic in S1. S2 also has unrealistic stuff, although it is much much better compared to S1 Rishi is the man tho

bruh7

Stealth

a year ago

Jeez imagine having wet dreams for a company like GS 😭🤢 dream big and nice my boi

SJF_Preemptive

Student

a year ago

GS is goated bro c'mon, but then again I have no real world experience cuz I'm in 3rd year lol

jake_peralta_B99

Unemployed

a year ago

Just curious why you are asking how to get in GS here of all places? Won't you find posts on Google on how people got in?

SJF_Preemptive

Student

a year ago

Google is too hard and I'm just genuinely not good enough.

EdibleWish43

Capgemini

a year ago

GS as a dream company, damn. But whatever rocks your boat.

SJF_Preemptive

Student

a year ago

Bro, don't yuck my yum.

MrWane

Stealth

a year ago

You don't get into Goldman Sachs. Bas!

SJF_Preemptive

Student

a year ago

Yaar 😒😞

MicahBell

Startup

a year ago

Through one of the gates in its office complex.

Droughtbear

Student

a year ago

I’ve heard that GS has a bias for good looking people while hiring. That would also explain this post.

SJF_Preemptive

Student

a year ago

I can interpret this as either a compliment or an insult and I'm definitely gonna take it as a compliment lol

NotCharlieScharf

Wells Fargo

a year ago

Hahaha I seriously hope that OP is kidding and post was to be kind of roast. If not then kid you need help.

SJF_Preemptive

Student

a year ago

Why what's wrong. A budding CS student full of dreams and aspirations like me can't dream of a SEXY ASS HOT company like GS?

NotCharlieScharf

Wells Fargo

a year ago

Ok I give up. You probably are here just for the likes and comments. All the best nonetheless.

MrFeast

American Express

a year ago

Please don't. People from my college who went into GS are now crying.