What business sayings do you never want to hear again?

Someone once wanted to ""pick my brain on something"" EW What corporate speak makes you cringe?

I'll go first: "I want you to focus on doing good work and not on how much money you're making." Achchha aur mera rent kaun dega?

Give me a one liner genuine experience where you thought corporate sucks

Basically the title. What is a business idea you saw or heard of and thought "surely this can't be real" but the other person was totally serious? I'll go first - a CEO I was talking to went in detail about meeting this student (emphasised on destiny and how bright the student was, etc etc) and said his idea was - Companies can't advertise on their carry bags by law so we should buy that advertising space and sell it to other companies. For clarification - Courts have said a consumer can't be a buyer as well as advertiser, so if a carry bag has the brand's logo or something on it, you can't charge for it. This CEO and the "bright student" thought that the law just prohibited the brand from advertising its own self on the bag. I asked him if he was trying to say we should buyout the space on all McDonald's carry bags and advertise Domino's or Reynolds on it, and he said "Yes."

I am going to make a jargon dictionary, please give your suggestions

What are the most useless and abused acronyms at work which doesn't add any value and just sounds dumb. Or a few you heard and never could use it.... Eg. SGTM, sounds good to me ASAP, just over abused jeep, just expect every problem TMO, too many options OTP, on the phone

Heard a story yesterday where some colleague was telling me that an EdTech Founder( now Unicorn) said something super salty when the fund did not go through with his Series A few years back. He said, "Le Moot dia tere VC pe" after raising his Series B to him. 😂

Just got super curious