PrancingSushi
PrancingSushi

Does your workplace have piss test policy?

Can they do random piss tests and fire you for silly reasons like weed?

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SwirlyRaccoon
SwirlyRaccoon
Target14mo

Why would someone even have weed? I can't even think of the possibility of people having it 😭

PrancingSushi
PrancingSushi

You mean smoking it? I don’t know about others but I love how it feels

WigglyMuffin
WigglyMuffin

It's the best thing on this planet.

SparklyBiscuit
SparklyBiscuit
Tekion14mo

Piss on the HR and show dominance.

PrancingSushi
PrancingSushi

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PrancingBurrito
PrancingBurrito

Q. How to piss off employees?

A. Do a piss test.

CosmicLlama
CosmicLlama

These Human Rangoli managers are jobless. Weed is more widely avl in the west so they do such tests. In India just basic checks to ensure people don't turnup intoxicated should do fine.
Ceos must always ensure adequate supply of colour powders at offices to keep these monkeys busy

ZestyMuffin
ZestyMuffin

The apple juice in the office fridge was not apple juice????

SnoozyPotato
SnoozyPotato

Looks like the OP started watching suits recently

BubblyTaco
BubblyTaco

lol, ikr haven’t heard of piss test in india

ZestyPenguin
ZestyPenguin

🤔🤔 well you're giving them ideas on how to let people go without severance.. i think this would be too much of surveillance but can't be ruled out

PrancingCoconut
PrancingCoconut
Amazon14mo
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FluffyNugget
FluffyNugget
Plivo14mo

Aise sawaal aate kaha se hai 🤔

SparklyRaccoon
SparklyRaccoon

If they do it probably HR needs a partner for a smoke up ?

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