For the sake of Clarity

Recruiter to Hiring Manager : I need you to be a little more specific with your hiring needs

Hiring Manager:

• I need an Engineer with 3-5 years of relevant work experience
• full stack MERN
• preferably from 0-1 journey of a fintech company
• from tier 1 college
• backend API focused work
• should not have any offers
• looking to work 2x more delicately than any engineer we have currently on our team and hustle
• preferably not looking for a raise
• should be born on 6/12/18/24 of the month
• atleast 5’10”
• side parting
• mole on chin
• left handed born to right handed parents
• born early morning
• name should start with A, æ, B or č
• born to tam bram parents in Gujarat
• dad should be in government job
• mom should be house wife
• no siblings
• should have mutual fund investment and a SBI account (no crypto)
• no pets
• no gf (no break up in last 1 year)
• not pursuing any moon lighting/ sun lighting / dinner projects
• vegan by night, pescatarian by day
• hates lauki
• loves Arijit singh, should have watched animal movie

Recruiter - 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦🤬