FloatingPancake
FloatingPancake

Someone just 💩 in their pants in the office...

The funniest shit happened at the office today. I was at my desk after lunch, vibing to "Like That(Remix)" by Kanye West and writing some test cases for this CI/CD I am setting up for a new feature.

My friend calls me up and says that there is a BlinkIt parcel that I need to collect from the front desk. I'm like Bro I am busy right now. He says it's an emergency. I am like Okay.

So, I collect it from front desk and now he asks me to bring it to the WC. I am like bro wut?? He's like he needs it ASAP. So I oblige lmao.

I come to know that he has ordered Track Pants from BlinkIt because he shit his pants. Apparently, he had some street food yesterday and his stomache got upset. He had an in-person meeting and he wanted to leave for washroom because of his diarrhea. But he couldn't because he was presenting. Unfortunately, by the time that meeting got over he ran towards the WC. Yet, he was too late and ended up ruining his pants.

This might be the funniest shit I have experienced. My private group on Teams is blowing up lmao.

8mo ago
GigglyTaco
GigglyTaco

That’s sad and embarrassing
But glad you supported your colleague/friend
Sharing here for gossip might not be that appropriate. It’s childish actually

FloatingPancake
FloatingPancake

@Rohin Funny is Funny. Funny does not know religion, gender or ppay.

GigglyTaco
GigglyTaco

Sorry, but I don’t agree What appears funny to you, is embarrassing for your friend. He would have felt bad when shit happened, and he couldn’t do much as some things are uncontrollable. Being adult, we can empathise with them.

Yes, if he is ok with getting trolled, no issues then. But also same shit can happen with anyone anytime !!

I am sorry if you felt bad by my comment but just letting you know my PoV

JazzyPotato
JazzyPotato

That’s sad man

FloatingPancake
FloatingPancake

@ImaginaryAcoustics How is it sad?

JazzyPotato
JazzyPotato

I just imagined how’d I feel if I were in their place. It just feels bad that way

DerpyCupcake
DerpyCupcake

Better than shitting the bed I guess😂

FloatingPancake
FloatingPancake

People do other things on the bed man.

ZestyBiscuit
ZestyBiscuit
Student8mo

Not really funny tbh

CosmicRaccoon
CosmicRaccoon

wtf 😂😂😂

CosmicRaccoon
CosmicRaccoon

I can still not get over this

FloatingPancake
FloatingPancake

Ab mai kya hi batau. This is too funny.

SillyCoconut
SillyCoconut

Bro reading his trauma event here in the app. 😂

BubblyPenguin
BubblyPenguin

Kinda reddit story

BubblyQuokka
BubblyQuokka

Smart thinking....using blinkit to save face

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