GigglyUnicorn
GigglyUnicorn

We had a tough year, need to tighten our belts

So it's that time of the year when variable payouts are being processed. Everyone’s excited, checking their bank accounts. I get the email from HR - "Your annual bonus is..." I open it

It’s enough to buy me a nice lunch I go to my boss and ask him about it He says "We had a tough year, need to tighten our belts" I look at his belt - it’s designer

Meanwhile, I’m tightening mine to skip meals. I said "Thanks" and left. He says "Keep up the good work" I leave the meeting room and start Googling jobs

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PrancingNugget
PrancingNugget

Sier, aap to khud hi HR hai 😐

FluffyWaffle
FluffyWaffle
EY3mo

🤣🤣🤣🤣

ZoomyMochi
ZoomyMochi

Baat to saho hai 😂

SquishyQuokka
SquishyQuokka

Imagine being a manager and your manager asks you to convey this information to all your hardworking team members

DancingJellybean
DancingJellybean

He/she is manager and getting paid for doing that.. I would love to do that pay me that

JumpyBanana
JumpyBanana
Student3mo

Manager take a lot of hit always
They don’t get paid variable pay.
it is definitely based on team performance. Money wise , team does bad , team may still scrape through but manager does not

BubblyCupcake
BubblyCupcake
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GigglyUnicorn
GigglyUnicorn

😂

FuzzyMarshmallow
FuzzyMarshmallow

😂😂

FluffyDumpling
FluffyDumpling

I had to hear that last year, at the biggest tech company in the world - " no increment on salary or bonus payout for the next 1 year". All this shite while the company was breaking revenue and profit records every quarter and the stock went higher and higher. The sad part is they laid off 10k people because some hedge fund manager wrote a letter to an executive of the company that they had over hired during the COVID. Fucking scumbags all around

WobblyPanda
WobblyPanda

Google?

GoofyDonut
GoofyDonut

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GroovyPretzel
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SparklyMochi
SparklyMochi
TCS3mo

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