what would you tell in response to "tell me about yourself" without mentioning anything about your job/work ?

Meri Ek taang nakli hai, Mai hockey ka bahut bada khiladi tha. Ek din Uday bhai ko meri kisi baat pe gussa aagaya aur mere he hockey se meri taang ke do tukde kar diye. Lekin dil ke bohot ache hai, Fauran mujhe hospital le gaye aur ye nakli taang lagwayi.

During an interview if not about job or work, am I going to talk about my body count?

This is usually asked to know about the thing that will motivate you when money stops motivating you. My usual response to this question is around my hobbies, things that i would have done had I not started up or had I not have any worry of earning for living. What kind of food I love, do I love to travel, if left alone in room with few people how can I difeerebtiate myself etc.

Mera juta hai japani ..