GigglyUnicorn
GigglyUnicorn

For the sake of Clarity

Recruiter to Hiring Manager : I need you to be a little more specific with your hiring needs

Hiring Manager:

  • I need an Engineer with 3-5 years of relevant work experience
  • full stack MERN
  • preferably from 0-1 journey of a fintech company
  • from tier 1 college
  • backend API focused work
  • should not have any offers
  • looking to work 2x more delicately than any engineer we have currently on our team and hustle
  • preferably not looking for a raise
  • should be born on 6/12/18/24 of the month
  • atleast 5’10”
  • side parting
  • mole on chin
  • left handed born to right handed parents
  • born early morning
  • name should start with A, æ, B or č
  • born to tam bram parents in Gujarat
  • dad should be in government job
  • mom should be house wife
  • no siblings
  • should have mutual fund investment and a SBI account (no crypto)
  • no pets
  • no gf (no break up in last 1 year)
  • not pursuing any moon lighting/ sun lighting / dinner projects
  • vegan by night, pescatarian by day
  • hates lauki
  • loves Arijit singh, should have watched animal movie

Recruiter - 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦🤬

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