For the sake of Clarity

Recruiter to Hiring Manager : I need you to be a little more specific with your hiring needs Hiring Manager: - I need an Engineer with 3-5 years of relevant work experience - full stack MERN - preferably from 0-1 journey of a fintech company - from tier 1 college - backend API focused work - should not have any offers - looking to work 2x more delicately than any engineer we have currently on our team and hustle - preferably not looking for a raise - should be born on 6/12/18/24 of the month - atleast 5’10” - side parting - mole on chin - left handed born to right handed parents - born early morning - name should start with A, æ, B or č - born to tam bram parents in Gujarat - dad should be in government job - mom should be house wife - no siblings - should have mutual fund investment and a SBI account (no crypto) - no pets - no gf (no break up in last 1 year) - not pursuing any moon lighting/ sun lighting / dinner projects - vegan by night, pescatarian by day - hates lauki - loves Arijit singh, should have watched animal movie Recruiter - 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦🤬