🔥 HARD TRUTH: Why Tech Bros Can't Party (and Finance Chads Stay Winning)

Let's be real, tech "bros" aren't bros at all. While they're stacking FAANG salaries and living in their Rs.50k/month mathbox apartment in Bangalore, finance guys are ACTUALLY living the high life. Here's the brutal reality: **Virgin Tech Guy** 1. Makes Rs. 20L but spends Friday nights debugging code and arguing about Vim vs Emacs 2. Thinks "networking" means TCP/IP protocols 3. Splurges on a EV scooter that catches fire but can't hold eye contact. 4. "Team building" = awkward board game nights with lukewarm Red Bull. 5. Dating strategy = swiping right on algorithms **Chad Finance Bro** 1. Crushes deals by day, crushes bottles by night 2. Has actual social skills from years of client dinners 3. Knows every bouncer from Mirage to Kitty Ko. 4. Summer in Kasol, winter in Goa. 5. Genuine brotherhood from suffering through analyst years together. The truth? Tech money is NEW money. These guys grew up optimizing Minecraft servers while finance bros were learning how to command rooms at prep school. You can't code your way into social dominance, that stuff gets built over GENERATIONS. Finance has mastered the art of turning money into STATUS. Meanwhile, tech guys think wearing a Patagonia vest makes them part of the elite. News flash: your Series B funding means nothing when you're standing awkwardly at Toit clutching your craft beer. Until tech bros learn there's no API for charisma, finance will keep eating their lunch in the social and dating scenes.