I think we should dial it up. 
  Too many horny/sad/alone posts these days.

That too mostly from gen z. The most active and happening gen of all. Ironic.

Generalist

Half of them won't understand, genuine questions anyway go unanswered 🥲

Growth Manager

Founder

Real world mein bhi yahi hota hai. Hard to find someone who matches our sarcasm level.

Software Engineer

Product Manager

Idhar logo ko sarcasm kam samjh aata hai na?

Idhar logo ko sarcasm kam samjh aata hai na?- Grapevine

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How's this for a compensation?
Base: 28lpa
Rentention:1lpa
Stocks:10lpa for 4 years
For a 2 year experienced employee?

How's this for the compensation

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Ola's Bhavish Aggarwal to announce his next big launch, Krutrim AI.

India's own ChatGPT rival Krutrim AI to be unveiled today.

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Hey folks, totally unconfirmed rumors that Grapevine DMs might launch in 2023 itself.

[Hearing Rumors] Grapevine DMs might launch in 2023

Heard someone saying manifestation is very powerful. I got a Job of 1.6Cr with 2 years of experience.

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Every company should do this!

This is after making the whole company work on min. 4 weekends and late nights before the Sale. It's a comp-off at best.

Context: I had put out a message seeking newer projects, and a certain person reached out.
They have over 20+ yrs of exp and run their own boutique consultancy. 
The role they had envisioned fit perfectly that I was looking for. 

Interview: We spoke over an hour, discussing the role, my top skills that would be beneficial, future prospects, where I see myself beyond work. Genuinely good conversation. 

The person concludes the Interview and I quote
"Now that I have met you, I can definitely say the pictures you have over your social media and website do not do justice to how you look. You have many photogenic angles that you should explore"

Shock was understatement 

I steered the conversation towards how it is essential for my personal brand building and I have it in my consideration. (I believe I handled it well)

P.S. Anyone who supports this because it was just appreciating beauty - wrong place wrong time and also wrong person.

P.P.S. Time to get a photoshoot done!

[Interview Exp] Why can't Women professionals be seen as basic humans

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I am working at very small green energy startup from Norway  as head of analytics , remote working . We are building data stack from scratch and then build analytics and Ai . Wlb is good , salary is good and environs is superb . The company has no data culture , very less data , no data literacy , no scale . I am getting panic attack that I am not doing good cutting edge work , boring work . People in Indian startup like Swiggy flipkart are doing next generation of work in dl and llm . My career is finished and I don’t know what to do . Experience 18 yoy 1.3 cr tc

My career over

Data Scientist

You are 35. What have you stopped believing in that you totally believed in when you were 25?

Life lessons

Business Analyst

Feels like I am stuck. 
I know the only way out is to grind and get out.
Not asking for sympathy but just asking given my recent few commitments towards my family (Just got blessed with a daughter, I don’t wanna compromise on missing her childhood days by just focusing on ny career growth)

To be honest sometimes I feel I am burnt out too. Running this race.

Sometimes the inner voice says one more last try.

Anyone else feels the same? Anything you guys want me to point to?

Coming to the details 

YOE:11 
Total Comp: 61 LPA(56 fixed)

Edit

I joined mid Oct 2022 to this current firm. Hence I missed 2023 hike. And 2024 they are saying hikes would be pretty minimal too.

Thoughts? Suggestions?

I just wanted to veng out. Period.
Views and Criticisms(constructive) are welcome.

Stuck in same salary since 2022 mid.

Is tongue-in-cheek sarcasm against community guidelines? @Micheal_Scott

For context, the original post had asked for suggestions to pass time on the weekend in Bangalore.

Sarcasm is censored as it’s against community guidelines?

Software Developer

Living in Bangalore is like participating in a daily obstacle course of stupidity these days. It's like the city is hosting the World Championships of Not Using Common Sense. Day by day, it’s getting crazy in here. People are literally just straight-away stupid.

Picture this: I'm in the metro, following the line like some good boii. But no, here come the backline breakers, sprinting ahead like they just got the memo that the free WiFi is about to expire. They won’t even have the patience to let others deboard from the station (bs ghusna hai sbko).

On the road: Small Aile is there, and these morons either walk in the middle of the road or walk slowly like they are going to maaiyat. There is no way to even overtake them.

One day a couple was literally just standing in the middle of the fucking metro entry gate, and all other people were going from sides. I was literally at my fucking limits; I controlled the urge to ask them that whatever shit they're discussing, if that is a national concern, then it’s okay; otherwise, please fuck around on the side.

And what’s up with this throwing garbage on the road thing, literally every morning on the road, tons of food, spillage, and disposals of whatnot can be seen. God, please throw it in the trash.

Rant! (Bangalore)

Lawyer

Security Analyst

I work with this company run by this middle aged Indian businessman. I get paid 1.5L a month, which is decent. I have 100% remote work. 

When I initially joined, he wanted me to download Timechamp or something on my personal device. Luckily, before joining, I'd confirmed I will not be subject to any sort of monitoring and after much back and forth, he settled for me messaging him everyday in the morning and when I'm clocking out in the evening.

I've only been with them a few months, and I knew this before joining too, but he's very old school and works like that (literally asked me "are you looking for work life balance or are you hard working" before I joined). While the work hours haven't been super crazy (Yes, I've responded to messages and attended meetings at 10 - 11pm, but that's something I'm okay with) but the whole clocking in and out and trust issue thing I wasn't fond of.

Lately, he'd given me an absurdly high designation (think President) and was constantly after me to update it on LinkedIn after asking me not to disclose my affiliation with the company publicly (possibly because I was on an unofficial probation). Lately, for a couple of tasks, he's been getting a little... Passive aggressive bordering on aggressive. Example (absurd, I know, but bhavnaye samjho):

I'm hired for maintenance. He's asked me to find a janitor from Kenya. I have no connections in Kenya, I tell him so. He asks me if I can do it or if he should handle it. I tell him to give me some time, I'll get back to him. I find him 2 agencies in India who will charge us the money and it'll be their headache to make sure the Kenyan janitor comes and cleans the place. He is not happy. He wants to do it "in house" and wants me to find a Kenyan janitor directly. Again he asks me if I can do it or should he do it. I tell him the most I can do is find some options online and give him a list but I can not verify their authenticity, so if he has c
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