Data engineer

Lead Consultant

Its ok

Investor

Its ok- Grapevine

Welcome to Office Gossip's Private Community

This is fine

Software Engineer

Why cant I find someone who understands me !

You are now turning 30, with no house of your own, no transportation, no relationship, and not financially able to help your family.

Living in a different state, far from your family, you miss all your childhood friends and see them becoming successful in their lives. You are very happy for them and trying hard to achieve what you want, but you still haven’t gotten anything.

But you keep trying……

Is It ok?

Technical Specialist

I am undergraduate with 2.5 years of experience in project management domain. 
Recently joined Deloitte as ESG analyst with 6 LPA. 
Do you guys think I was low bowled? If yes, pls let me know the correct market range for the same.

Opinion on Salary

Analyst 

Welcome to Software Engineers's Private Community

Question is more towards understanding of a developer. May be at SDK or developer tools. 

Would love to understand on what can be built around SDK or developer tools.

Developers, How do you think PM’s can make your life easier technicall?

Alright. So is there something wrong with it?

Ok don't come at me 🤐

Consultant

Are you okay? 🙂

The funniest shit happened at the office today. I was at my desk after lunch, vibing to "Like That(Remix)" by Kanye West and writing some test cases for this CI/CD I am setting up for a new feature. 

My friend calls me up and says that there is a BlinkIt parcel that I need to collect from the front desk. I'm like Bro I am busy right now. He says it's an emergency. I am like Okay.

So, I collect it from front desk and now he asks me to bring it to the WC. I am like bro wut?? 
He's like he needs it ASAP. So I oblige lmao.

I come to know that he has ordered Track Pants from BlinkIt because he shit his pants. Apparently, he had some street food yesterday and his stomache got upset. He had an in-person meeting and he wanted to leave for washroom because of his diarrhea. But he couldn't because he was presenting. Unfortunately, by the time that meeting got over he ran towards the WC. Yet, he was too late and ended up ruining his pants. 

This might be the funniest shit I have experienced. My private group on Teams is blowing up lmao.

Someone just 💩 in their pants in the office...

And they(not my manager but my teammates) most probably know it's me. I'm so stupid. 
They'll probably hate me and refuse to work with me now.
Man, I really need to be NOT dumb at work lmao.
I feel so bad and it was an honest mistake:(((

Oh God. I made a mistake at work

Account Manager

🤣🤣

Finance Operations

I see a lot of folks opening their calendar and offering resume review and career guidance and other things via Topmate.
Some are charging like 6000 per hour. 
And posting that as if they are making some contribution to the community.
They are keeping posts as that is their way of giving back to the community as if it's some sort of charity. 

How the hell is giving back to the community when you are charging 6000 per hour ?? 

I dont have a problem with people who keep it openly as its a way to earn some money. You are giving your time so asking money for it is not at all wrong in my book 

But please dont label it as charity for god sake 🙏🙏

Topmate sessions !!

oh well

"I recently joined a startup a few days ago, but now I'm feeling very underconfident. This is my first internship, and I feel like I don't know anything. I'm not able to follow anything, and I can't even set up and run things perfectly. I'm just lost. I sit on my chair from morning to evening, even at night, but nothing productive is coming out. The task which is given to me, I'm only able to do it halfway or can't even start.

Having self doubts

pretty sick tho

Hey Guys! I am new to the corporate world and am not familiar with all the nuances, is it okay that you change your mind during the notice period and decline an offer post accepting it from another org?

Rejecting Offer During Notice Period

Business Analyst

Not a Ctrl {C+V}

I never used the Blind app to say, "People connected to each other over a thread and planned to meet outside the app, calling it a Blind date". Not giving any shit about that app.

Why don't we start it here again? - NCR people are no less

Let's see if we can beat bumble and shaadi.com - No need to beat the shit, just date

Just enough to drop your details in this format.
(Gender: M/F) | (Age) | (Location) | (One liner bio that won't disclose your identity)

Example:
M | 29 | Gurgaon | I like this, not that



P.S: I am not taking any ownership for anything happening under this post, I am not a matchmaker. All the best!

Changed the title from Blind Date to Wine Date, cheers to Grapevine ;)

Wine Date series: NCR edition

Growth Manager

Welcome to Indian Startups's Private Community

for me. i spent college studying for grades and 20s making money in a job I don't like, but never got to make the memories I should've with all my friends. I regret doing all of that

what is your worst mistake professionally?

If we are spiralling, let's spiral right

1. Focused solely on grades in colleges
2. Thought Campus placements were ultimate goal
3. Spent 3 years in a company with 5% increment (once), because it was comfortable
4. Scared to ask even minimum budget while negotiating salary
5. Overthinking every step, still not taking actions to correct or fuck up anything
6. Major major regret - not taking risk of starting own. It also has to do with parenting, but lets not blame.
7. Ran away from public sharing - speaking, athletics, all extracurricular activities for that matter. Kids grow up with zero confidence and looking fat & ugly. (I'm not fat shaming, some fat people look 🤌)

I'll add more, there will be more for sure 😂

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