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Sometimes I wonder why this urge to copy and replicate everything that's famous in the west. This whole "humans of".. started as humans of NY i think ( I may be wrong but certain that it started in US)...

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Do you guys know any similar insta profiles with daily dose of corporate memes 😁

Love humansofcorporate

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Love humansofcorporate- Grapevine

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Imagine a company where people come to office only because the office is Instagrammable

Operations Analytics

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6JjYbIShtG/?igsh=cXQzeHBmaXp3bjNj

Corporate life 🤡

Software Developer

Corporate humor :

Software Engineer

How would HR from the same company react to this?

What do these influencers think while posting this?

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I'll go first - 

Shut laptop, get in comfy clothes and watch Amar Singh Chamkila!
Imtiaz Ali after 4 years!!

What are your Friday plans?

Have to meet some arrange marriage prospects 🤧

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[2011- 2021] Employees at 22b $ valuation: upto 10K

[2022 - 2024] Between this period byjus employees count went upto 50k and within a year came down back to original. 

[2024] Employees at 3b $ valuation: 12k

So what went wrong in 2022 and 2023 ?

The Answer to this is CORPORATE MAFIA
You can identify them from their operation

1) At first couple of the members of the mafia will join any organisation as a leader.
2) Initially they will build good relationships with leadership and set imaginary sweet goals for organisational growth and sell lies.
3) They lay off / underpay existing loyal employees
4) Finally they replace existing employees with their ex- colleagues and friends who were comparatively less productive but more expensive.
5) They will take all the growth opportunities and share among themselves.
6) At the end the organisation cost increases but the actual goal is still far enough to be achieved ever.

Why did Byjus Fall from 22b $ to 3b $ ?

Title gaya Funding uthane

Office memes

I’m starting a new channel called Humans of LinkedIn, where I will talk about all the hardships faced by the Influencers and Top Voices on LinkedIn in getting customers for their Topmate or course pages. The idea is to help people build a brand for themselves so that they can sell their services to people who are in genuine need of help and/or mentorship. If you are helping people for free, that is not acceptable by us, because we believe people should only help people for money. 

P.S. We will only accept sob stories, and if you do not have a sob story, we will help you create one.

P.P.S. Out here for making money, so don’t expect us to publish your stories for free.

Humans of LinkedIn

Growth And Strategy

Guy boating about his candid and honest personality on LinkedIn

UX/UI Designer

Why is everyone on my linkedin feed shouting about their promotions? I understand the need for validation, but LinkedIn has become so irritating. Do people here value these career updates?

LinkedIn promotion showoff

Investor

Rant alert: 

Have you felt the same way? How many years of work ex after which you started feeling this way? 

Stability and money I’m grateful for. But I hate the constant comparison and competitiveness among peers/colleagues. Makes me want to quit and do a Teach for India fellowship. A little corporate detox. 

Wish I had become an athlete instead. I know it’s not an easy life, but It’s the kind of competitiveness I’m inclined towards. Not inclined towards the kind where you compete with people to please a company that will never care for you as a human. But people fail to recognise that, lose perspective, and lose themselves too. People have no class in this shitty world. If I have kids, they’re definitely becoming athletes and not entering this hellhole. 

Most ironically, I’m borderline considering an MBA to escape the corporate life for 2 years, but obviously I’m aware I will only get entrenched further in it due to the degree.

Corporate is not for me

Oh man. Just hoping for the day i can quit it all. Right now on the blue pill, but ek din ayega. I'm convinced only sociopaths and people with no personalities can enjoy being in this rut. Lavda build something - it's just about keeping the hamster wheel rolling.

Brand Marketing Manager

Product Manager

I have never seen official handle of any FAANG page featuring a day in office? Is it the new trend? 

If this is official then definitely Vasundhra is getting extra hike 😅😝

Your thoughts on FAANG’s IG

Engineering Manager

A few years back; Insta was run by Google influencers.
After some time then Microsoft & Amazon entered.
Then it was COVID > Layoffs season.

Now we see Instagram influencers from TCS, Accenture, WIPRO, HDFC Bank, SBI, Junior Constable from CRPF & so on…

Where we are heading? If everyone becomes an influencer then who will close the JIRA tickets? 😉🤷‍♂️

Which one is your weirdest corporate influencer?

Instagram corporate Influencers: Death of FAANG

F*ck corporations who want to have the cake and eat it too.

What are some common stereotypes you've all encountered in Indian corporate culture?

I'll go first; the meetings that are never ending (and could have easily been an email).

Stereotypes of Indian Corporate Culture

Working late or working on weekends is a sign of hard work.

Legal

Bhai Mai DSA kru yaa nhi. Figma se jyada scope dikh rha xD

Corporate Rizz

I know all social media platforms want more engagement anyhow, but some should take care of such mentally agonizing posts via their policies and/or algorithms.

Likes ke liye kuch bhi karega

Software Test - QA

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Hi, how hard set is the work experience requirement in JDs for PMs. If somebody applies with less experience will they get outright rejection? How much deficit of WE is acceptable? And how to show experiences per year rather than work ex in years?

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