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Engineering..Inke Baap ka dream Le li computer stream  4 Line k code likh na paaye Aadhe Dozen Bug inme samaye   Google placement ka le kar dream Le li computer stream  Abb sirf 8.5 lakh mein

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Engineering..Inke Baap ka dream
Le li computer stream

4 Line k code likh na paaye
Aadhe Dozen Bug inme samaye 

Google placement ka le kar dream
Le li computer stream

Abb sirf 8.5 lakh mein

Reality of Engineering Student! - Toh Janab Arz kiya ha!

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- Indian tech market size reached $254 billion in FY24, growing 3.8% YoY
- Mere 2.5% of Indian engineers possess AI skills, 5.5% qualified in basic programming
- 86% of Indian businesses actively reskilling IT workers to meet skills gap
- AI/ML engineer salaries range from Rs. 8.2 LPA to Rs. 43 LPA in GCCs
- Data engineering, product management, and DevOps roles see 10-12% salary growth 

 Source: [Business Today](https://www.businesstoday.in/technology/news/story/only-55-of-the-indian-engineers-are-qualified-with-basic-programming-skills-report-443227-2024-08-27)

Only 5.5% of Indian Engineers Qualified in Basic Programming: Report

This is what happens when college forces students to write even html code on paper . 
 30% of students in my class don't even have laptop but have iphone

Journalist

Koi legal tareeka hai ki 4-5 saal me jindagi bhar ke lie financially independent ho saku?

Kaam karne ki bilkul bhi iccha nahi ho rahi man kar raha hai chhod chhad kar bhag jau

Frontend Engineer

Taking lead from @salt, extending the applications of Monte-Carlo(MC) to silicon circuits simulations. 

I am trying to pick stuff from BTech, 1st year Basic Electronics which most engineers (irrespective of branch) would have studied (or at least heard in class 🤪). Below we have a picture of a very basic Resistor-Capacitor (RC) circuit connected to a battery (Voltage). For theoretical simplifications, we assumed the resistor to have a single, whole-number value (for example, a 5-ohm resistance). In real when we manufacture such resistance (or capacitors), due to complexities associated with manufacturing processes, exhibit a tolerance range around the base value. The resistor we took might exhibit a value between 4.95 ohm to 5.05 ohm. Such range variations lead to changes in currents flowing through these circuits. 

Now imagine, a simple home device having millions of such resistors. All these devices would exhibit different resistance values (some might show 4.95, others might show 5.025, rest 5.05). All these variations make the life of an electronics designer much more complicated. They use Monte-Carlo simulations to explore the range of output current variations and define downstream parameters accordingly. MC makes life bit deterministic in an otherwise uncertain electronics world! 

I hope, I am able to add some value to “geeking-out” series. Shoot your queries, if any🤓

(Image - spice simulation tutorial from Google)

Daily Series #3: Geeking out → Monte Carlo Simulations

Reality check kese de?

When I was a kid I dreamt of becoming a software engineer, because I was told software engineers are always in front of their computers. Little me thought that I could play Pinball all the time.

But after I became an engineer a couple of years ago, I found myself not even getting enough time to play. Sad life...

Recently I realised, I've been playing Pinball all the time. The launcher which kicks you in the butt is known as the HR.

The two flippers in the bottom which keep on kicking you are manager and team lead. The side drums which gives shocks to you, are senior developers.

The switches that you toggle in the top, are the interns. And the worm hole which you enter, stay for a while and come back with more speed? That's called a long weekend. That is rare.

Enjoy the corporate game of Pinball my friends!

Software Engineering is a game of Pinball

Y'all dream't of being software engineers? 
  
 When I was like 10-12, I just dreamt of just laying on a private yacht on a private island with ice cream, a gaming arcade and hot girls 
  
 Now I am an adult and I still dream the same but add some alcohol in there

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Software Developer

What was your first ever CTC and what's your current CTC with YoE?

I'll start - 1.6 to 9.8 in 4 years.

This post is intended to give hope to freshers and motivation to experienced folks.

Pulse Check :

1 lakh 80 thousand per year 
 Now 1 lakh 85 thousand per month 
 Years taken 11

Account Executive

What do you do outside of work? Are there any hobbies you genuinely love and don’t just do to pass the time? Do you have any secondary sources of income?

From what I have seen, most people in corporate lack ambition. They don’t have any passion, nor is there any will to do anything outside of work. While I completely agree there is nothing wrong with it, the sheer low percentage of people who are passionate about their life just astonishes me. Maybe I am expecting a lot and am wrong here. I wanted to know others’ opinions as well. What do you people think can be the reason?

Do you have any ambitions?

I actually don't want to climb any corporate ladders. I don't care about job titles and don't need any accolades. 
 I just want to have income to fund my lifestyle, not be depressed working with assholes, help other people and be around good humans. That's it.

Corporate Strategist

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Vai sach to hai ye ki hiring ka mazak bana rakha hai 
Skills gaya g marane 
Diversity hiring? Selected : Rejected

CGPA > 8 ? Thodi bahut coding aati hai to aaja : apne skills startup me jakar dikha

Tier 1 ? send OA link : baad me dekhta hu

Hiring ka mazak bana rakha hai

Ya fir ab bhi soch hi rhe ho ki kya banna he 😂😂, I was just thinking what we have done for ourselves like what's the destination where we want to go ye baat kisi bhi private employee ko nhi pta hogi bs kisi or ne apna kaam hame diya hua he or ham kr rhe he usse usko pata he usse kha Jana he, ham uski bs help kr rhe he wha tk phochne k liye, hamari destination wo he hi nhi wo kabhi thi hi nhi. 
Jb last moment aayega tb question puchenge sb khudse tum kya Krna chahte they usse krne k liye try Kiya bhi ya nhi mila bhi ya nhi.

Or btao kya banna chahte they or kya ban gye 😂😂

sooner than expected, considering I started my career with 7LPA

[AMA] I'll reach Rs. 1Cr NetWorth in the next 4 months (6YOE)

and I achieved this with pure development, no DSA, f*ck DSA 🖕

Senior Software Engineer

After seeing current placement stats of top IITs, even after Day6 not even 50% of the batch is unplaced can we say that 2024 is the unluckiest batch?

Students with good CGPA, having internships in reputed internships are not getting placed. It's worse for mediocre students.

What are alternativev for these unplaced students?

The unluckiest batch?

Har jagah mar kat machi hui software ki field main toh kya krein how should one plan the future ? Kya sarkari naukari ki prep kr lein ?

Mar kat

Alright everybody, let's have fun, choose your warrior 🤵🏻

She hasn’t seen the CTC Megathreads in grapevine yet. All these guys will get dumped.

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Civil mein boom kab aaega?

Project Manager

I work in a slowing industry (Ed-Tech!) in a generalist role (Project Management!) for half a decade now! You'd think I would be better positioned to deal with life! Heck, NO! 

This crippling feeling of insecurity or job loss always puts an extra stress on day to day life. I couldn't take any risks in terms of a house or a car or a big EMI purchase in life! 

What if I get laid off? Will this generalist role help in landing anything next? Do I need an MBA for that? Switching to any specialized roles will take extensive preparation with time being in short supply with family and kids! 

Seem to have been strangled in the startup world. Any cure for this?

P.S : Sometimes thinking : Mommy sahi bolti thi. Govt job le leni chahiye thi. :D

How to get rid of layoff fear and feel secure?

The camp in my opinion is not what it claims to be. People who are doing well in the camp are the ones who took matters in their own hand and started learning on their own.

Pros:

1. Practice sets were given often(There were 27 practice sets of all topics) which helped us form the practice for writing code for hooks without wasting time in thinking about the approach.

2. Community is good. MA’s are very helpful and will guide you in every situation. Taking the time out of their busy schedule. Very thankful to them.

3. Machine coding rounds were conducted. Which helped us speed up the process. 

4. Revision sessions were conducted for people who couldn’t understand the lecture taken by Tanay. These sessions were taken by Akanksha.

Cons:

1. Redux was removed from course even though it is mentioned on the website. They say that redux is not important but it is, companies ideally want their candidates to know redux.

2. Tanay simply skims through a topic, does not go in depth inside any topic. An advice which he ironically gives in his youtube videos. He ignores any advanced questions asked in the session claiming he has not covered yet. Says he will teach later and does not cover that topic later.

3. We were forbidden to discuss anything that isn’t taught yet.Stopping the flow of knowledge. That means you can’t even use the community to discuss something new because they haven’t taught it yet.

4. MA’s(Ex-neoGrads) were discouraged from answering questions about topics that weren’t taught yet. They used to host sessions on hard topics that people didn’t understand in voice chats but were discouraged to do so.

5. Didn’t even cover the dependency array in useEffect hook. He just said you will keep it empty 90% of the time. useMemo and useCallback were not even mentioned. Forget about code optimizations. Honestly, you will learn more in a 30min youtube video than in their class.

Continued in comments......

Reality of neoG bootcamp

I joined Neog hoping to learn Advanced Full stack but LOL this whole bootcamp is a scam. They are only focussed on earning money. A simple 500rs Udemy course will teach you more than this Channa mereya drama. There has been 0 percent addition in my knowledge after joining NEOG because I already know basics I wanted to learn Advanced things. 
  
 1) No Lectures on memo and callback 
 2) No Redux 
 3) DSA lol (mentioned on the website) 
 4) Backend LMAO ( mentioned on the websit) 
 5) Industry Standard Coding - why is it even mentioned on the website. 
  
  
 I have no problem with Neog Do whatever you want. But please don't lie about your course. Just Mention it on your website that you will only teach basics. I regret that hard-earned money of my parents is wasted.

Wonderful, wonderful people of Grapevine. 
Hope you're having a great day. 
I'm writing this post to share a secret with you. 
Pls don't tell anyone. 

I have wet dreams of Goldman Sachs. 

How do I, as an incoming 7th semester BTech CSE engineering student, get into this sexy ass company? 

GS engineers/analysts/PMs/Managers PLEASE share your gyaan. 

Thanks.

Beautiful people, how do I get into Goldman Sachs

Is it worth joining Scaler (fee - 3.1 lacs) ?

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If not IITJEE, share your rank or percentage from any major exam or competition.. 

Personally, I sucked at IITJEE and my rank was 112,700. I am ashamed to talk about this to anyone normally but here I can share it.

What was your IITJEE rank?

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