Give me some crazy ideas 💡
If you are not going out dont ask for leave,not many people are going to join anyways it should be chill Friday (if you can try wfh instead)
I already have permanent wfh. Planning to travel on this long weekend. Right now i don't have any project also but what if i get one on friday? Can't take risk
Phone Mai teams/ slack daal do phone se attend kar ko
HIV +ve bol do. Ispe toh dena hi padega.
Just don't show up.
Evening, manager calls you:
M: Why didn't you come to the office?
Y: I wanted to make Upma.
M: Do you need to skip the office to make Upma?
Y: It took me all day to learn how to make it and cook it properly.
M: I'll see you on Monday in the office.
Y: I'm not coming on Monday either.
M: Why?
Y: I'm planning to make Pesarattu on Monday.
Try this and let me know what happens.
Number one rule of leaves. Jab sab leave lein tab leave nahi kena aur jab koi leave nahi le tab leve le lo.
Le lene ka
Hold my beer
Be super excited to work on Friday (show this to your manager) Call you manager on 15th and wish him Happy Independence Day. Go out in the night to party (share images/videos on instagram/whatsapp status/office group continuously to ensure your manager sees them) Now all of a sudden focus on your friend- drank a lot, vomiting throughout the venue, and damn you see blood in vomit. (All fake) Party over, board a cab/auto, go to a hospital and admit him Update in your story - friend is sick and needs blessings for recovery (pretend) Book an auto/cab, go back home in the night (do it while going back home from party) On the way you get in a fight with some local gang, driver supported them and not you (ask the good person to give you some good shots) You get hit and are now bleeding (KETCHUP!) You go to the same hospital and get a bed besides your friend (white bedsheet, wiper will act as the metal stand for glucose) Now you get up in the morning on FRIDAY and bam, send the image to your manager and tell him - I am not feeling well boss (he will believe you now!) Ho gayi chutti BC, yay !
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Shoot some ideas guys. Will execute them over long weekend 😬
Make dukhbari kahani like - 2 months back I lost my kidney and my cat left me and I gained 2 tons. Then reverse ...
Bored out of brains this Saturday, any suggestions on what one can do alone in Bangalore?
Clean your house
Go and work on something personal/read something from a cafe while having some coffee Or go for a walk to a park...
Start drinking at 2 PM
What's your plan for long weekend? I was planning a trip but it's so frigging hot in Blr, I don't think I can survive a day out.
So just planning to do some binge watching 👀 and pub hopping 🍺 And ofcourse lots of 😴
