Dealer34
Dealer34

Hate standups

How do you guys sophisticatedly explain to team and and your manager in standup that yesterday you did nothing ?

16mo ago
potatomato
potatomato

Ask GPT for the jargon related to the task 😆

“During the last 24 hours, I have been analyzing our user data and identifying patterns to inform our upcoming feature prioritization. Based on this analysis, I have compiled a list of potential improvements and recommendations for our product roadmap.”

“I completed extensive research and analysis on the task at hand, identifying potential roadblocks and brainstorming solutions to ensure efficient completion of the project.”

Frequency9379
Frequency9379

Legend 🙏🙏 Adding this to my Corporate tips Notion page

Dealer34
Dealer34
BYJU'S16mo

You have what ? Corporate tips notion page ?

AlphaGrindset
AlphaGrindset

Work X that needs 1 day to be done:

Day 1: Will start spending time on X today, spend some time figuring out Day 2: Made progress on X, some edge cases need to be solved for still Day 3: Almost done with X; it’s 95% there and looking good Day 4: “Yesterday, basically I wrapped up X”

Does this sound fair?

Dealer34
Dealer34
BYJU'S16mo

Hehe this works . Tested .

Careermode
Careermode

What they said

Akira
Akira

"Kal jo fata tha uska analysis kar raha tha. Report dedunga RCA Mila to". Simple as

chillpanda
chillpanda

Aren't stand ups weekly or biweekly?

Dealer34
Dealer34
BYJU'S16mo

Thats sprint planning !

chillpanda
chillpanda

Hmm my standups are weekly

Barbaadeshwar
Barbaadeshwar

Tell them you created a new dhamki strategy inspired by UpGrads blacklisting tactic for the sales folks.

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