"Inko" bolo, bharat ke PM hai woh! 
 Kya galat bola Hai bhai, he's smart af dude. The way he answered that "move on top of clouds to escape from Radar" from his raw wisdom, or him saying "Bharat aur Canada ka rishta is like the extra 2AB in formula for (A + B) bracket square".  
 I just love how smart he is😎

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When market is tough, you need to learn new skills .. 😉

Software Engineer

Extensive use of ChatGPT by PR team 😂 
  
 They could have simply used “capacitor” to draw this analogy 🤓

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I have been working in HSBC GSC HYD for more than a year and as this journey comes to an end now, I would like to share my experience with you all. 
The first thing that comes in our mind while joining any new company is about their workplace environment and their HR policies. 

There have been quite a few incidents that happened during the last one year which I neglected thinking "Isn't this what corporate life feels like?" I neglected everything to the point where it became unbearable for me and made me go through some serious mental health issues and panic attacks. 

The most recent incident that I would like to share with you all is when I was ethnically humiliated by one of my colleague.

The incident happened on 22 April 2024 when I was subjected to ethnically insensitive remarks by my colleague AA. The exacts words which was used by him is 'EK CHAMAAT MAARENGE, BIHAR PAHUCH JAOGI' which exactly means - I will slap you so hard, you will go back to Bihar. 

I did follow the protocol and informed my manager AT about the whole incident but nothing came out of it, except for a team meeting where I was told that my colleague did not physically assault me, it was just a hatred comment which I can let go of. 

I reached out to the concerned HR team and filed a POSH Complaint for the same, after weeks of the incident, on 3 May, I received an email from the HR team to give feedback for the same without any updates on what action was taken. 

I did let go of everything thinking that anyways I will be leaving the office soon as I am currently in my notice period when another incident happened. 

I was on a smoke break when VKR, AMO from the UK CDD team approached me and made objectifying remarks on me. The comment he made was 'Tmhare jaisi ladki hum aaj tk ni dekhe hai, akele pura UK team ka naam kharab kr k rkhi hai.' which means - He has never seen a girl like me, I have ruined the name of their team. I did ask him the reason for saying such things to which he replied 'tmhare alawa kisi UK team ki ladki ko hm ni dkhe hai cigarette pite huye' which means - he has never seen any girl from the UK team smoking cigarettes. Later while going back inside the office, I saw him eating tobacco and spitting on the wall inside the office premises. 

My LWD is 13 June 2024 and I hope this post reaches to everyone who are currently working in HSBC and to the people who are planning on joining HSBC GSC HYD before I leave. 

Source: https://www.linkedin.com/posts/nitika-kumari-10996b182_workplacewellness-positiveworkculture-employeewellbeing-activity-7202948416249753601-P9mK?

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Hope you people had a fantastic weekend!

Dive into any good books? Or perhaps you found a new favorite spot in the city?

I'll go first: Got lucky on a dating app. Might go on a date in the coming days :)

What did you do this weekend?

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My story is long, Jo hua so hua. 
A month ago I used to do good exercise daily eating properly or aaj haal ye he ki jo bhi mile khaane khaa leta hu, poora din bed pe mareez ki trhe pade raho poora din tired rheta hu har roz or neend ki maa bhen ho rakhi he sirf dreams hi dreams chalte he. Kuch bhi krne ka man nhi 0 motivation. Salary theek he kaam bhi ho hi jaata he jese tese mere se koi baat krta he to zuban ladkalati he esa nhi he me chutiya hu jee main de kr ek nit ki cse branch se b.tech kri he non reserved category se. Bc samjh nhi aa rha isse kese bhar niklu 2 saal hone jaa rhe he try and fail lga hua he Mera ... Ab try krne ka bhi nhi krta. Kabhi nhi socha tha esa haal ho jayega. 
Motivation k naam pe mujhe mera bada bhai sb kuch lgta he, na me rota hu na hassta hu na logo se friendly trhe se baat kr pata hu, Mera humour bhi accha tha bina kisi ka dil dukhaye bhot logo ko hassaya he mene to ab sb se ese baat krunga to majak smjhenge ek do se try kiya tha bolne ka bc ignore kr diya, 24 ka hu ese haar maan k betha hu na jaane kyo.

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Kyun Koi Mujhako Yaad Kare
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I've been wanting it since I was a kid just like I wanted an ipad. I pondered over ipad for 2 years and then ended up buying it. It has been 8 months since I bought it and it's lying discharged because I don't know what to use it for.

Similarly I've been craving to buy PS since I was a kid. I like gaming but not too big of a fan and now im concerned that even if i buy PS 5 will i use it?

Whats your suggestion? I don't want to throw 50k like I did for iPad. 🤐

PS: I can very well afford it so money isn't a problem. It being worth the money and I being able to use it is, and I don't know what to do

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We're ready to throw a beer/alcohol party with colleagues but not ready to throw a healthy sugarcane juice party in summers.

Someone got a promotion and others asked for daaru party, he was ready to throw a party. But when we all were having sugarcane juice, he collected money from everyone.

I mean the best idea could be throwing a week's sugarcane juice party instead of one beer party.

Even the math would agree.

Avg beer bottles consumed by a single person - 2
Total number of people in party - 8
Avg cost of beer - 150 
Total expense: 150*2*8=2,400/-

Avg sugarcane juice cost per glass - 30
Total number of people - 8
Expense to spend - 2,400/-
Number of days it takes to spend - 10

For 10 days, people would feel good??

Sugarcane juice can also be replaced with something healthier available near your office premises. Budget can also be altered with minimum variance. 

Do you think this works?

Did it ever occur to you?

I’m a very private person and I was a bit confused whether I should write here or not, but anyway.

So, day before yesterday I was sitting on my chair after dinner and was thinking about my life and what the hell am I doing.

I realised that,
Saala bachpan se aaj tak race me hi bhaag raha hun. Pehle school me 1st, 2nd, 3rd aane ki race me. Then acche college milne ki race me. Then uske baad acchi job milne ki race me. Then uske baad agar ladki chahiye toh uske liye bhi ek race hai (Don’t have a gf, plz don’t take me wrong, it was a realisation)

My current daily routine is like this:
Wakeup everyday, write code, go gym, dinner, and then sleep and repeat this cycle everyday.

School ke dost peeche chhoot gaye, college ke dost apni life me busy ho gaye, colleagues se main zyada baat nhi karta and main akela padh gaya.

Feels like life is not intriguing anymore, it has no spark left. Its so painful to live everyday.

I feel like I don’t want to live any more, I want to die but I can’t cuz of 2 reasons.
1. I’m the only son of my parents.
2. If I die like this, then I won’t be able to come out from the birth cycle.

That’s it
🙏🏼

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POC - point of contact

Too many layoff news here, too many hiring posts on LinkedIn (from actual humans, and not job board)
Considering starting a WA channel, where I post the details with link to actual person.

This will be across functions, trying help whoever needs it

P.S. Suggest a name for the channel

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A very close friend of mine faced a layoff and he has his marriage coming up in few months which made the situation even worst.

Roles he is looking for - Product roles(PM,Tech PM) or growth roles.

Please please reach out asap in any way possible.

Thanks in Advance

!! need help !!

System Engineer

LinkedIn should really stop such zehrila posts, otherwise bros will fill the feed with ganji pics! 

From suits to baniyan -> LinkedIn has a great fall!

Linkedin Selmon Bhai😂

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Finding it difficult to get permanent WFH now. Can you guys please mention the name of your company if they offer permanent WFH. 
I'm currently working at swiggy and they offer WFH.

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Jab apke pass job hoti hai..... Tab apke pass openings ke itne calls ate hai ki apko lagta hai ki ekdum Raja ho gye ho ap... Log aapko hire karne ke liye taras rahe hai....!

Par jab apki job chali jati hai...
Ap 500+ jobs pe apply karte hai..
Jab koi HR ya company se call kyun nahi ata....????

Akhir kyun bhai....?
Kya hua HR wale log....!

Maje kyu lete ho bhaiya....!
Hum yaha koi product nahi hai....!
Hum bhi ek insaan hai...!
Call karte raha karo HR walo.. 
Band mat kia karo call karna...

Humko bahut yaad aati hai tum logo ki... 🥺🥺🥺

#oracle #jobdedo #jaldise #rahanahijaraha 
#pleaseHR

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So i’ve been Noticing her for 1.5 months now.. she notices back like hell.. she is Indian from south.. im from NCR ..working in HYD.. she’s kinda cute.. spiritual, all Green flags.. but i don’t want to take risk as she is senior 1 year.. one wrong step can ruin things.. now I’m trying to not think about her.. but she’s stuck in my mind like nothing else.. seeking help.. any suggestions to get out of this !!

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