When I was a kid I dreamt of becoming a software engineer, because I was told software engineers are always in front of their computers. Little me thought that I could play Pinball all the time.
But after I became an engineer a couple of years ago, I found myself not even getting enough time to play. Sad life...
Recently I realised, I've been playing Pinball all the time. The launcher which kicks you in the butt is known as the HR.
The two flippers in the bottom which keep on kicking you are manager and team lead. The side drums which gives shocks to you, are senior developers.
The switches that you toggle in the top, are the interns. And the worm hole which you enter, stay for a while and come back with more speed? That's called a long weekend. That is rare.
Enjoy the corporate game of Pinball my friends!
Y'all dream't of being software engineers?
When I was like 10-12, I just dreamt of just laying on a private yacht on a private island with ice cream, a gaming arcade and hot girls
Now I am an adult and I still dream the same but add some alcohol in there
Bhai hot girls at 10-12, lagta hein testosterone jaldi hi activate ho gaya tha...
When I was a kid, I dreamt about buying a private island and building my own private train network and then operate the train myself 😂
Very apt. I hate software engineering because of all what you said.
What a write up, lovely! :)
Switches that you toggle in the top are interns 😂
This thread should be officially be declared as thread of the week. Very well said. 🎯🎯
But then you get 12 Lakhs per annum and feels superior than us non techies who are earning 3 lpa 🥰
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