Pickup lines for grapevine

“I have never been laid off by any company. But you can help me get laid.”

Do you need help managing your assets? Cuz I'd love to touch base on that

Are you an angel.......investor?

@Micheal_Scott you might have 5350 grapes, but I have a vine-crush on you 😏

Here you go. Not to sound any wrong, but this is exactly why block feature is very important!

Biyaah hogya tumhaara

I have a few company specific pickup lines “I work at CISCO, would you like to go to DISCO” “I work at BAIN, don’t let my love go in VAIN” I have a lot more like these 😂

Are you seed, because i’m ready to take this to the next stage

“If you need any seed investing, I am ready to do that after our date at your place”

My finance requires a fiance. Will you become my one 🙈

Tum ldki ho ya ldka?

xD xD

IF only short message are allowed - The " am paid 1cr PA for 1 YOE. i feel am grossly underpaid". or "am tried of India work environment. am planning to move to Europe. May be i will work from santorini" If long messages are allowed - "Am 22 years old with 3 years exp earning 1cr. Struggling to make end meet. Can you suggest a low budget car around 30L? This would be my third car which i am planning to use for local grocery shopping."

This post itself is reason enough for GV team to push back on the DM feature indefinitely 🙄🙄🙄