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One hack I know is that sending emails after working hours (like 8), considered as "Banda raat bhar kaam krta hai".

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Hacks to show your work to manager and teams(even if you are not working)

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Hi, how hard set is the work experience requirement in JDs for PMs. If somebody applies with less experience will they get outright rejection? How much deficit of WE is acceptable? And how to show experiences per year rather than work ex in years?

Work ex

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Corporate lesson of the day!

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Sounds like the dream offsite 🙃🙃

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Saw this question on a really old AskReddit thread, and it made for a very interesting read. 
Learnt that Lancome is exact the same products at Loreal but 20% more expensive.

But most of the things were US related. Got me curious what the Indian version would look like.

Looking to learn some industry secrets, TILs, and more :)

What secret from a former job can you reveal now that you no longer work there?

Energy domain - my previous company was selling their Software in the name of AI but all they were doing in the background was manual calculation and Power BI methodologies.  
 Scam 😆

Consultant

I am a new grad working at a big MNC as a Data Analyst. It's extremely beurocratic and slow. We do meets all day and no work, it's as if we are paid for meetings. I was quite excited about it as I though I would be working on interesting ML projects (I find ML and AI quite interesting). But all I have been working on is projects where you try to maintain fucked up legacy stuff. 

I see a way out, startups where I would actually build stuff, use my skills to solve actual problems. Is this perception correct? Will work actually be more interesting and useful in startups?

I am also concerned about the pay? Although I earn a pretty average salary even here, I suspect it might be lower in startups. But I have a gut feeling that I will learn, and grow a lot more working at startups coupled with networking with entrepreneurial people which should result in higher earnings in the long run. Again is this perception correct?

Confused between big corporates and startups

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[2011- 2021] Employees at 22b $ valuation: upto 10K

[2022 - 2024] Between this period byjus employees count went upto 50k and within a year came down back to original. 

[2024] Employees at 3b $ valuation: 12k

So what went wrong in 2022 and 2023 ?

The Answer to this is CORPORATE MAFIA
You can identify them from their operation

1) At first couple of the members of the mafia will join any organisation as a leader.
2) Initially they will build good relationships with leadership and set imaginary sweet goals for organisational growth and sell lies.
3) They lay off / underpay existing loyal employees
4) Finally they replace existing employees with their ex- colleagues and friends who were comparatively less productive but more expensive.
5) They will take all the growth opportunities and share among themselves.
6) At the end the organisation cost increases but the actual goal is still far enough to be achieved ever.

Why did Byjus Fall from 22b $ to 3b $ ?

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Best job in corporations!!

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Jann Hitt me jaari! Plus i need to improve my Naukri game! 🎯 

1. Update profile at 9am daily.(Though this is not currently working for me)

Naukri Algorithm hacking cheat codes Only!

What’s a useful hack you’ve learnt in the industry that you work in?

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Three words? Here you go with three letters

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People in my organization recently went through performance appraisal and like every time, the manager does not reveal employees’ rating. This is most likely a scam as the employees are rated and the ratings are recorded in the system but not revealed. Is it how we have in other organizations? Add your comments.

Ratings not revealed during appraisal. A scam?

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Corporate sucks

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Credit card usage hack?

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I am a student, and many people have suggested that a corporate job is a great career option. Can anyone explain what exactly a corporate job means? What does one need to do in a corporate job? Please explain in a very simple language because I do not get the professional lingo.

What is a corporate job?

What are some weird terms startups use that could be spoken normally?  They need to stop using these freaking words. Let's put them all in this thread. Here are a few
1. Cohort
2. Kickoff/ Kickstarter
3. Deepdive
4. Supercharge
5. Breakouts
6. Teardowns
7. Kickass
8. Gamification
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