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That Co-Worker

Oh, that co-worker, ek number ka chalak, Micro-manager banke, udta hai bakbak. Chor ko dhundte, chhod dete apna kaam, Unki efficiency, hai bas ek naam. Chashm-e-baddoor, har kadam pe, Nigahein jaise ho satellite pe. Magar kaam ka jadoo, kahaan gaya bhai? Unki samajh, bas dhoka si hai. Chaturai ke geet, gungunaate phire, Jaise unmein hai gyan ki aag bharke. Par paradoks, kitna pyara sa, Unki koshish, bas mazaak ki dastaan. Office ka raaj, unke haath mein hai, Khauf ka raja, nafrat ka samraaj hai. Oh, woh saathi, kya hi kamaal ka, Unki galatfahmi mein, khoyi hui hai roshni ki misaal. TMKB for all of those Co-workers ! (šŸ¤”)

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Inefficient Managers

There are managers who are paid close to a Crore Rupees a year for doing this. Scene: Our team is working on it. Weā€™ll get back to you. Reality: I have no idea about what the issue is. Iā€™m completely dependent on my team. Scene: I have a hard stop now. Have to drop off. Reality: I donā€™t care about the ongoing meeting. My ā€œpassiveā€ attendance in some other meeting is more important than the ongoing meeting. Scene: +team FYI Reality: Not my responsibility. Team must take a look. Scene: Do you have some bandwidth? Reality: If you say no, I will use this against you during appraisal. Scene: Feel free to give feedback about leadership. Your opinion is important for continuous improvement. Reality: Negative feedback should be worded with politically correct statements. Else be ready to face consequences. Scene: The leadership team expects so-and-so from you. Reality: Iā€™m not capable of questioning the leadership team. Iā€™m just passing the buck to you. Scene: Can you prepare a deck by this day? Reality: I want to show a rosy picture to my leaders. I will ā€˜useā€™ you to impress my leaders. Scene: Who wants to work on this item? Reality: Iā€™ll judge employees who donā€™t volunteer. Scene: I want you to complete this (bullshit work) by this weekend at any cost. Reality: I want to save my ass in this job. Scene: Do you have any blockers? Reality: As if Iā€™m capable of resolving themā€¦lol Scene: Taking a day off. Reachable on mobile. Reality: Added the second statement to ā€˜showā€™ how important & flexible I am. I know youā€™ll not call me anyways. Scene: Manager presenting something. Do you have any questions? Reality: -silence- - - - Have you ever encountered Managers like these?