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Teacher, HR, Lawyer, Police, Doctor, dentist, politican, actress, model, porn star and air hostess.... 
  
 Btw I don't intend to even marry but even if when I wanted to I was always inclined towards housewife..

@MrBlunt haha that is a very detailed list

Corporate Strategist

Why house wife? It’s difficult to survive on one person salary, how much u earn

Consultant

Software Developer

Business Analyst

Seeing the current trend of VCs seeking validation, it is a good choice 😅

HRs who intentionally ghost candidates.  
  
 (PS: other HRs who don't do it are ok though)

Senior Consultant

Analyst

If you do they just bang you with their profession😂

Saale bot pesa khaate hai.  I remember I used to consult one of them ..800 rs per hour .. 
  
 Aur wo bhi kya .. watch this video..that video soothing sounds etc etc ..she was good to vent out to.. 
 After 2 sitting ..I was like jaane do Bhai ..mere ghar waale free me meri baatein sunlenge  
 ..Mera depression aise hi khatam hojayega .. 
 kuch Myntra ke sale se order kardungi toh khush hojaungi

Web Developer

Product Manager

Sales Leader

These species - I left my job at Microsoft/Amazon to help you guys.. 🤢

Haha.. I agree with u, they are the worse and has full potential to ruin your life.

Most of them earn pretty well ..as for what I have heard  
 But they look good ..why so

Software Lead

Papa ki paris 🙂. 
 Profession - Papa ke paise udana (technically unemployed)

Very specific, do we have a story behind this? 😂

Nope. Was thinking about these professions when this showed up in my feed.

Project Manager

DevOps Engineer

Probably a bit too much generalization over there, but you might have had a traumatic experience with them, I presume. 
 Everyone's experience is different ig, so can't comment about yours.

Senior Associate

Computer scientist

Senior Engineer

Account Manager

Growth Marketer

In this hard hard world, my username checks out, if any ladies are checking this post out and are interested.

External Audit

Founder

I don’t get what you meant by “Earning girl earns for herself”. I’m a girl and I bought a car for my family. I’m paying emi. I helped my dad clear his loans slowly. I never thought my salary as only for myself. I always contribute towards family expenses without a second through. 
  
 So the problem is that guy cannot leave his job to do the household chores. So guys can’t take out few hours to clean up their own house and want a housewife to care of their baby man needs and the house.

Product Designer

Software Test - QA

Any profession you would never date?

Any profession you would never date?- Grapevine

Welcome to Business Roles's Private Community

From where do recruiters at MP get their sense of entitlement from? They're at best above average grads from below average b schools in India selling their souls to meet a commercial target. That's it!

And by the way, theirs is not the only sales job. A consulting partner does sales every day of the week - most of them are extremely humble. You don't need to be an asshole to do sales

Even at my worst, I'd never engage with them. And definitely would never hire any one of them if they come to me

Btw this isn't a case of sour 🍇. I'm secure in my life and do not see myself engaging with them. Had spoken to couple of them back when I was a consultant

Michael Page

Welcome to Office Gossip's Private Community

How do you approach your crush in the office ?

Growth And Strategy

I will start. 
I am jealous of Pilots as they get to travel a lot while being paid. ( Having Airhostess/es in their close circles is also one of the reasons )

Professions you are jealous of :)

Am jealous of politicians...kind of power they have simply intriguing

One of my friends had been fired from is role due to a false accusation from a female employee who was in a relationship with him. Will this have any effect in his upcoming jobs? is there a risk of failing the background check? Do employers share this info?

False POSH effect

basically I'm curious to know your decisions which you won't change no matter what. It might be okay for other people to go via that path, but you would never do that.

for example, not doing arranged marriage,  not doing drugs etc. 

feel free to provide reasoning.

What are your "no matter whatever" decisions ?

Senior Software Engineer

Actually I never dated , never had a girlfriend. In school I liked a girl but she rejected me . In college, I found that girls in my class are not compatible ( I mean they have other interests in their life , I have other interests) . And now I will be graduating from college, have a job of 8.55 lpa but never had a girlfriend. I thought I can date in the office but reality hit me that I can't date in my office. Going forward ( after a year ) I am aiming for a remote job . Then I will go back to my village ( I have reasons for that ) . But I fear that I can't get gf there because my village is conservative. Let me tell you that I am a shy guy and I don't believe in this cliche " go out and talk to women" because I can't start talking rubbish just for shake of talking. So please advise what to do ?

advice for dating life

It is not allowed to date colleagues as per most office policies but I have heard from most couples that they met at work. How can one explain this dichotomy?

Program Manager

I was in Zomato , and they laid me off in Nov last year. Now, my ex-manager called me to join the team as they have an opening now. Should I join again?

Joining company which laid me off

This time, I’d say put yourself first. Coming to your firing, your manager probably didn’t really have much of a say, could’ve been orders from the top. But if he’s calling you back, that means for some reason they’re giving priority to their ex employee (maybe performance was never the reason for the lay off). If it’ll help you financially , you can offer to join back but at the same time vigorously keep looking outside and quit the moment you get a better & stable offer. If you’re already financially ok and have a run way, pass on this and look out for a better job. Whatever you do, put yourself first this time

Analytics Manager

What career would you choose if salary didn’t matter?

So i’ve been Noticing her for 1.5 months now.. she notices back like hell.. she is Indian from south.. im from NCR ..working in HYD.. she’s kinda cute.. spiritual, all Green flags.. but i don’t want to take risk as she is senior 1 year.. one wrong step can ruin things.. now I’m trying to not think about her.. but she’s stuck in my mind like nothing else.. seeking help.. any suggestions to get out of this !!

She’s stuck in my head

Matched with a female VC, got this long ass message from her -

"Hey,

This is a copy pasted templatized message 😛

Owing to the awfully high number of requests I receive on Hinge(and I'm told most females do- I'm not all that special), I’ve had to resort to this unique way of filtering. 

So, I've been advised by friends that the first easy step to weed out fake profiles(please don't take this personally- there are many) is to exchange LinkedIn profiles(I will be happy to reciprocate and share mine too), and even Instagram helps for a preliminary vibe check. 

I am looking to find the forever kind of love and then get married, so, even in general, it would help to understand what a person does, where he's studied etc. and in that regard some vague Hinge prompts don't help(if I was looking to casually date, perhaps, I'd care less. 😛)- LinkedIn aids easy elimination anyway since intellectual compatibility is key for me- I love what I do and want a partner who is just as ambitious, if not more. 

In the best interest of your time, I will also implore you to read through my dating goals- makes sense to connect further only if there's absolute alignment on that front.

So, let's start with exchanging LinkedIn and IG profiles and proceed to a more usual/chilled out flow of things from there?

Else, PLEASE UNMATCH WITHOUT REPLYING 😬

P.S. if you’ve been married before- no judgement, but, please unmatch."

Do yourselves a favour and never use hinge or date those who do.

Hinge has the weirdest fkin people

Product Owner

If a person has X hobby, you won’t hang out/date them

Tell us how and when you realised that you need to move away from the people around you for your betterment.


There's a saying, "You're the average of the 5 people you spend the most time with."
This unknowingly shaped us for periods.

🧵 when did you realise to change your circle

Growth Manager

Good morning seniors
I am a male engg student currently in final year
I have never been in a relationship and haven't talked to girls from the past 6 years for which I can remember correctly.
In my life till now I have approached two, which got declined citing religion, caste as barriers etc

I am a Jatt Sikh, and I am ugly and I accept that

Although it's foolish to think of that much ahead future, although I accepted that these things aren't for me and I will spend the rest of my life in tech and drawing stuff and gym and will explore other hobbies on the go

But still my mind constantly ponders me I will be lonely for the path ahead, and dual thoughts of even though I did get married, I will get cheated upon, getting scared of fake cases and will not find a vir*in

Plus I also get scared of even talking to women
Thinking the other gender has power to do what they want since laws are completely on their side

These thoughts are pondering constantly over my head for the past 6 months
Pls help

Should I get Married in future?

Welcome to Indian Startups's Private Community

I’m a brand marketer with 2.5 years of work ex. 
My last stint was with a company where I stayed for 3months and currently at the 4th month of my present firm. I am not someone whose looking to switch for money or higher pay check but because of unfulfilling work. In a city like Bangalore where I have absolutely no social life, I look forward to going to work only to see half my team mates chilling. 
I’ve been trying to find like minded professionals but haven’t been able to connect really with anyone. (I’m Not exactly a pedigree college alumni)
I am not interested in dating apps either. 
As much as I am passionate about marketing and my work I’m Thinking to move towards more product oriented roles or growth. 
Any suggestion on how to go about this.

How to navigate change between domains

Brand Marketing Manager

I grew up with a stay at home mom but I have plenty of friends who grew up with “power couple” parents. If anything, the kids with working moms were better prepared for school and were more... polished? And I know plenty of fuck ups whose retarded moms stayed at home and/or whose parents ended up in nasty ass divorces with their “helpless” moms cleaning out their dads.

I don’t think there is anything wrong with nannies and having help. You grow to love them in a different way and they give you another perspective as you grow. It’s not like kids with nannies automatically assume that their parents don’t love them, and it’s rare for both parents to be completely absent all the time unless they never wanted kids in the first place. I feel like the argument against nannies and career women is usually made from bitter people who can’t afford them

I won’t settle for someone who doesn’t have a career. Not a job, a career. Maybe she’ll make the decision to stay at home for a few years but I don’t want to bankroll the seamless and reality show watching habits of an intellectually lazy partner for the rest of my life. I’ve seen firsthand the type of woman who doesn’t want to be challenged, what happens to the men who marry them, and how their kids turn out. Fuck that noise. This isn’t the 1980s

And if you think you can maintain your lifestyle in Bangalore/Mumbai once you have kids on a single income, think again, especially when your friends have paired off with those dreaded career girls.

Power Couples?

Times are different now. Kids raised in Delhi/Mumbai don’t give a shit if you didn’t make it to their events, they give a shit if you don’t buy them the new iPhone every year or make them take the Metro/Local instead of ordering an Uber for them like their friends’ “power couple” parents.

Trust me, I’ve seen it firsthand with my useless excuse for a sister. Wasted my parents’ money on a shitty expensive degree she didn’t use before making them pay again for a shitty masters degree she didn’t use. They paid her rent and vacation bills through her 20s because she made shit in her “career” (lol) until she tricked my Brother in Law into marrying her. 

They had to move to the Greater Noida because she is both unemployable and has no desire to work, only post photos of her unruly spawn on Instagram. He has to wake up at 5am everyday to commute into the city and doesn’t get home until late. 

I’m sure she whines or cries or bitches when he does, because that is the kind of bitchy she is. He makes decent money too, so I’m sure he daydreams about what life would’ve been like if he wasn’t living in hell. Fuuuuck that kind of life, I’d rather die alone

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