If you are not going out dont ask for leave,not many people are going to join anyways it should be chill Friday (if you can try wfh instead)

I already have permanent wfh. Planning to travel on this long weekend. Right now i don't have any project also but what if i get one on friday? Can't take risk

Consultant

Phone Mai teams/ slack daal do phone se attend kar ko

Expert

Software Developer

Manager se puchna q hai .. batado bimar hu nhi aapauga .. ..

Just don't show up.  
  
 Evening, manager calls you:  
  
 M: Why didn't you come to the office? 
 Y: I wanted to make Upma. 
 M: Do you need to skip the office to make Upma? 
 Y: It took me all day to learn how to make it and cook it properly.  
 M: I'll see you on Monday in the office.  
 Y: I'm not coming on Monday either.  
 M: Why?  
 Y: I'm planning to make Pesarattu on Monday. 
  
 Try this and let me know what happens.

Now I know how to make Upma and Pesarattu. 
 Looking for a job though. 
 Any leads appreciated!

Business Analyst

Number one rule of leaves. Jab sab leave lein tab leave nahi kena aur jab koi leave nahi le tab leve le lo.

Product Manager

Hold my beer 
  
 Be super excited to work on Friday (show this to your manager) 
 Call you manager on 15th and wish him Happy Independence Day. 
 Go out in the night to party (share images/videos on instagram/whatsapp status/office group continuously to ensure your manager sees them) 
 Now all of a sudden focus on your friend- drank a lot, vomiting throughout the venue, and damn you see blood in vomit. (All fake) 
 Party over, board a cab/auto, go to a hospital and admit him 
 Update in your story - friend is sick and needs blessings for recovery (pretend) 
 Book an auto/cab, go back home in the night (do it while going back home from party) 
 On the way you get in a fight with some local gang, driver supported them and not you (ask the good person to give you some good shots) 
 You get hit and are now bleeding (KETCHUP!) 
 You go to the same hospital and get a bed besides your friend (white bedsheet, wiper will act as the metal stand for glucose) 
 Now you get up in the morning on FRIDAY and bam, send the image to your manager and tell him - I am not feeling well boss (he will believe you now!) 
 Ho gayi chutti BC, yay !

Sales Leader

Bhailog Friday ka leave kese mangne ka ?

Bhailog Friday ka leave kese mangne ka ?- Grapevine

One that gets 100 likes
And 200 comments 

Been long got some recognition 😅

Shoot some ideas guys. Will execute them over long weekend 😬

I want a viral post too! The ones that Grapevine team shares on notifications

Hello folks, with the exciting long weekend ahead, I hope you have all made plans for it. As a consultant, I'm always busy with clients, and the recent poor market conditions have increased the workload and pressure on my team. Consequently, I haven't taken any leave in the last six months. 
Now, I'm considering a trip to Rishikesh (as they say, Dilli wale either go to Rishikesh or Manali 😅). Can you please help me with a good excuse to request Monday's leave from my manager without much discussion? 
I'm open to any realistic, unrealistic, clever, or humorous suggestions. 
Thanks in advance 🫡

Seeking Ideas: How Can I Pitch the Perfect Leave Excuse for Next Monday? 😄

Why do you need an excuse? Don't you have leave saved up?  
  
 Just say you're going to be OOO on Monday. Don't feel guilty. You are owed leaves. You have earned leaves. And you should use it.

What can be done on a long weekend?

Any suggestions,what's your plans?

3 day long weekend

Bored out of brains this Saturday, any suggestions on what one can do alone in Bangalore?

Saturday ideas

Software Engineer

What’s the most spontaneous thing you’ve ever done?

Took a chance and randomly messaged my crush after watching and getting inspired from a movie. The girl replied and she is my wife now.

Welcome to Office Gossip's Private Community

Hello gviners,
I've recently joined this company and my team is pretty fun, they've organized secret santa for Christmas. I'm the secret santa for my manager and I have to give him a nice gift. It should be around 2k.

Something about this manager : Wears everything branded, sneakerhead, can sketch, can sing, can get high.

People who are experts in gift giving or if you've received a gift you thought was nice, please help out 🥹  Drop your ideas in the comments!

Secret Santa gift idea

Equity Research

Decision Analyst

Welcome to Movies & Music's Private Community

I'll go first - 

Shut laptop, get in comfy clothes and watch Amar Singh Chamkila!
Imtiaz Ali after 4 years!!

What are your Friday plans?

Have to meet some arrange marriage prospects 🤧

If today was supposed to be your last day, what is the first thing you'd do

Hug my dad tight, mom, and also elder brother with whom I usually don't get along quite well. 
  
 Create a list of all my bank/investment details and hand it over to dad. 
  
 Meet close friends, special one and that's pretty much it.

Data engineer

Welcome to Software Engineers's Private Community

Currently i am facing too many tasks that my manager is assigning to me. because of this i am not able to focus on other life activities like gym, swimming, etc. i log in at 8 and work till 8 , also i get very exhausted after coming from office.!? What should i do.!? Also the performance review week is near i.e next month.!?

Zero Work Life Balance..!!

How to manage workload with new born baby. I just had a baby and feeling a lot of pressure with office work as well as parenting. 
I want to give lot of time to my baby but it's not getting possible. My wife is on paternity leave and doing most of the baby work. I feels like I am missing lot of things in this phase of my child. 
Please suggest something.

Workload with new born

Tech Lead

Welcome to Confessions's Private Community

If you could do one spontaneous thing today, no consequences, what would that be?

Tell my boss to go fuck himself and the committee who promoted him seeing that he is capable of being a manager to book some appointments in mental asylums.

Founder

The project I am in right now sucks. It ends a month from now but the managers are very annoying. There is this one guy who cannot shut up and keeps telling you what to do and I really cannot focus or work with him. I'm just angry most of the time.

I've told this to my company and for all the obvious reasons they're taking the clients side.

I do feel like the company I am working for isn't worth it anymore. They also said that they haven't got a new client in a couple of months, so that's another reason for them to keep sticking up their existing clients.

I don't feel like applying for jobs at the moment. I kinda need a break after this project is over but they're already adding me to another project.

Any ideas suggestions on how to deal with this. How do you deal with office stress? Need some motivation to shut the hell up and start looking for jobs.

Rant, just that.

Weekend plans?

Hello good people, 

What's the vibe going into the weekend? 
Let's use this space maybe for plans you have, stuff you're planning to watch or do, or just share how few people have turned up to office today. 

Also, if your manager denied your leave request 🙈

Look forward from hearing from you all :) 

Best,
UnpaidIntern

Watercooler: Holi Long Weekend

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Dropped papers suggest me good ideas to fuck around in work.

On notice period !

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