Salary Kitna h Beta ?
Folks, how do you deal with relatives who asks about your salary? Comment some of the best ways to respond to such questions.
Bas Jitna Aapki Beti
Ek Mahine Mein Udati Hai
Ek Hafte Mein Meri Gaadi
Utna Tel Khaati Hai
Ballr
Stealth
8 months ago
Ok uncle bye
My long time favourite is
“I am earning more than I need and less than I want.”
This works in almost all cases. 😅
Bumpy_Stock
Stealth
8 months ago
Reverse psychology: arrogant and entitled people are perceived as wealthy.
Kar do offend. Destroy them.
Gems_Bond
Stealth
8 months ago
Bas daal roti chal jata uncle ji.
mangoshowers
Student
8 months ago
Nice
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Frostygig5
Stealth
8 months ago
Just tell them mahine ka kharcha chalane layak kama leta/leti hu
Frostygig5
Stealth
8 months ago
Sochne do ky farak padta .
AdorableRat
Stealth
8 months ago
Disappoint them.
Just take out a 500 note and tear that in front of them, and say thay much that I can tear this note without worrying. You will need to do only at most 3 times in your life and all your relatives will be jealous and stop asking about your salary afterwards.
This was said by one of the standup comedian. I think Devesh is his name.
corporate_pawn
Stealth
8 months ago
Once somebody asked me how much you make, I asked him back how much you make. After he gave me a number I said multiply it by 4 :)
Mic Drop 🎤 btw kitna kamaate ho bhai (don’t ask me back, me toh ghareeb hu)
corporate_pawn
Stealth
8 months ago
Phonepe wale toh gareeb nhi hote
Bumpy_Stock
Stealth
8 months ago
Pehle aap batao... apki pension, properties, investments
But I really want to know, what should we tell to those people who don’t understand those CTC concept, should we tell CTC or just base?
Definitely not CTC.
They're never gonna get it.
Plus they don't need to know it all.
At max, you can include other cash components which you get on annual basis for sure every year.
mindv
Stealth
8 months ago
Just tell some large random number
Practically you can't say all these dialogues to them. So i usually say 1 lakh per mnth, which neither feels low nor too high.
Ballr
Stealth
8 months ago
Ask them for an interest free loan
Problem solved
mangoshowers
Student
8 months ago
Somewhat less than actual
🫣they ask shamelessly, and If I ask or aapki then they get offended,
admiN
Stealth
8 months ago
bas kharcha nikal jaata hai
satan
Stealth
8 months ago
Kaam chal jata hai, itna mahangai hai edhr kuch nhi bachta.
And then they’ll come up with numbers themselves!
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