Poorly explain what you do for a living
Let people guess what it is that you really do.
Press buttons in front of a medium screen, just so I can relax in front of a large screen while looking at a small screen.
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PoisedEyelid
Stealth
8 months ago
Are you a PM?
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Gus
Stealth
8 months ago
I am a yes man. I say yes to all the garbage ideas that my manager dumps on me in the name of growth projects. In the spare time I keep counting the 'exit' corpus that I am building to escape this life and start something on my own.
Zomato gives something in return.
I help people don’t get anything in return 🤣
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Bhoom
Student
8 months ago
Out of context question but what is the salary(fixed) for data analyst in mpl for fresher btech graduate
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This is how my parents describe what I do-
"Computer pe din bhar tip tip krta h"
I try to guess what doesn’t work, why it stopped working, curse manager, curse the company, why did I choose this field, hate myself for doing it, question every life choice ever made since I could talk, blame parents for my life choices.
In the end….. when it starts working again, I am happy again😁 and go out to drink to celebrate🍾.
Then comes Monday again and repeat it all again😞
I read texts from websites and copy paste to see something is happening.
Yamprofessional
Stealth
8 months ago
Colour pixels and move them around the screen
ThunderLad
Stealth
8 months ago
I give money to users so they give it to each other and never give back to me
Demon
Stealth
8 months ago
I help people hire/manage a lot of adhoc php and js developers because their HR teams can never really complete hiring targets, but almost always have to "act' as if I am doing it so that company is saving money.
Demon
Stealth
8 months ago
Yes !
Eco
Stealth
8 months ago
Converts text to letters so that kids can visualise.
Eco
Stealth
8 months ago
😂
Brown
Stealth
8 months ago
Teach different idiots from different companies how to do the same thing over and over again
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