Satire: GradeMate

Introducing "GradeMate: Find Your GPA Soulmate!"

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Say goodbye to superficial connections and hello to intellectual synergy! We'll calculate compatibility based on your algebra scores and chemistry lab partner preferences. Whether you aced your CATs/GMAT/JEE/NEET or barely scraped by, there's a GradeMate for everyone!

Get ready to find your academic other half.