Product Manager

Analyst

I read this as avergae l*du.😂

Software Developer

I read this as avergae l*du.😂- Grapevine

LMAO

Software Engineer

Poor reading comprehension

Founder

Me after reading GV through the day

Corporate Strategist

Wtf did I just read 🥲

Average Tech Bro bragging about toxic work culture. Hell yeah most of us put up with this coz we have no choice, especially in India where someone else will do it if we don't.

Proper use of "Average"

Growth Manager

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HRs in my company are so woke they've now added gender neutral washrooms. Already have a feeling this will become a new makeout spot for office couples.

Woke HRs

My middle class brain read it as Chembur 🤦‍♀️

Consultant

Will entertain only serious questions that respect anonymity. I don’t mind humor, but trolling is strict no no.

Conducted one AMA session last week & was overwhelmed by both number & positive feedback. I might choose to skip any question repeated from last time.

Some things about me
- I love to code & go beyond coding
- Managed a team of around 20 people before
- I love mentoring people
- Presently overseeing the architecture and lifecycle of a suite of products

Don’t mind me giving you some useful gyan 😀

Presently Senior Architect, previously Engineering Manager, 18+ yoe in software engg. AMA

Software Architect

Lmao

What was the last book you read? I read "Doglapan" by Ashneer Grover while travelling in the Metro from Gurgaon to Delhi. What was the last book you read?

What was the last book you read? 📚

Funny.

I know it’s early, but it’s an extended weekend 😅

Share an article / post that made you go ‘Aha’ in the recent past. 

Let me start with one - would love to hear opinions on this.

https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theatlantic.com%2Ffamily%2Farchive%2F2018%2F12%2Frich-people-happy-money%2F577231%2F

Weekend musings

Last year, I was travelling via the Metro towards Sikanderpur Station on the Yellow Line. As I was about to reach Qutub Minar station and the metro was as usual crowded. I had onboarded at Delhi Haat - INA, so no seat for me.

Suddenly the metro abruptly stopped and someone started screaming. The inertia was so much that people literally lost balance and fell over each other.

I am super confused because it almost felt like we got hit or something. The announcement speaker goes live and the metro driver asks "Haan kya problem hai?"

Then on the same line
Amidst this chaos we heard the announcement speaker. It was the driver. He asked, “Haan kya problem hai?”

Then we all heard some lady say that Ladies Coach mei AC nahi chal rha. Man, I wanted to give that woman a tight slap right across her face.

On the next station the station security was ready and the woman was apprehended.

I realized that day that most people in this country are so dumb that they don't deserve first world amenities and services. Also, dimaag nahi hai zara sa but Confidence ho toh aisa.

What do you think about people who act so entitled on Delhi metro?

Picture: Peaceful day in the metro when I finally got a seat.

My Delhi Metro story of why I got late to work...

Fuck , what a waste of weekend.

story -

I am 27 years old and i am not rich enough like grapevine people. I earn 9 LPA and doing remote job. So parents started looking for girl for arrange marriage. So there is program arranged in our caste where boy and girl has to register beforehand. Registration fees is 500 per person and 400 for booklet. So i paid around 1900 and lunch is also included. This program invites all the prospects under one roof and booklet was given. Booklet has all the details of prospects.So registered candidates can have multiple meetings with different people. As you already guessed it this is problem of supply demand. Female candidates are way less and male candidates are way more. We have so many experiences like girl family just outright reject you on the basis where i live. That girl was doing nothing and have done  bcom. Also one girl family rejected us soon as we just sit for a meeting. Reason dad of female earns 4X than my father income. We had some meetings around 5-15 but hardly any positive response. Female family is able to do 20-25 meetings at  minimum and they can have choice whom to reject just on weight factor too. Shitshow out their for arrange marriage. We had a quarrel at home after coming from program that i wore some multicolour tshirt thats why we dont have further meeting. Also my parents are giving me lecture that i should have wore gold chain and bracelet to impress other people. 

another thing in booklet , boys has to mention salary. There is no mandatory thing to mention salary of girl in same booklet. Also girls are given return gift for just attending the function.

fair warning - rant on whole ecosystem of arrange marriage

I have been fasting for 9 days now, and I made it point not eat fried food during these days, was on an all fruits (and sometimes sabudana khichdi) diet. 

But I gave up today, cuz it's navmi already 😌😅

Kota Kachori hosts a full vrat menu with variety of vrat foods and amazing innovations within limited ingredients list. I was surprised to see options like upwas samosa, kachori, and even gujiya. 😲

This upwas samosa was just out of the world 🎀
Paired with Lacha Rabri and Sweet dahi were as decadent as always 🥺

Let's say this was my upwas cheat meal. 🤷‍♀️

If any if y'all are fasting, do give this a try ❤️

Vrat Eats

The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it's dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it's already bright.

Unpopular opinion

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Cybersecurity

Graphvine is my real comfort zone. No one is trying to show off. Reminds me that normal people like me exist too. On Twitter, every college student is super deep into AI research or every professional has 3+ income streams

Twitter and Linkedin are full of overachievers

Are you new here?   
  
 Haven't you come across this yet -  
  
 I'm 29 year old SDE-3 with a 7 figure monthly take home and 10 figure net-worth, should I become a data scientist next?

Sales Manager

Unacademy has just laid off the entire team of NextLevel and will be shutting the business. 

It is interesting to note that Relevel underwent a major pivot after failure and was rebranded to NextLevel. Gaurav apparently blindly wrote how this product will take on LinkedIn and make CV's redundant. 

Guess another unacademy experiment has failed but several employees are facing the brunt of the CEO's immature experimental nature.

I read this as avergae l*du.😂

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