Boxing Day: A roast of Indian Startups 🥊
Starting a small tradition of our own on Boxing Day: a roast of the Indian startup ecosystem! Through the year, have seen some of the most Top Kek comments here, and I thought it’d be nice to do this for fun! Let’s keep it in good jest, no getting personal 🫣 Looking forward to some really creative burns! PS: I do realize there’s no real correlation between Boxing Day and actual boxing :)
Royalflush
Stealth
9 months ago
A very harsh year indeed
Almost 261k techies got laid off, and only 261 got laid :/
(Sorry)
As kids we used to believe Santa is real
As adults, we believe in our ESOPs paying off
BinaryBillionaire
Stealth
9 months ago
Feels like personal attack😫
Bhavesh seems to have moved on from Ola completely to Ola Electric. Guess all the people that believed in him and Ola have been neglected as he moves on to the next big thing. The people who built the Ola brand were just the stepping stone. Pity.
He's now on the AI juicer. He's like the sasta copy of Elon Musk with same amount of fraud sprinkled in
BahadurBilla
Stealth
9 months ago
Shut up shut up shuttt uugghhh
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Me when I hear VCs talk about billions of dollars worth of “dry powder” available in India 😁😁😁
Me when I realize they’re actually referring to investable capital and not what I thought 😔😔😔
We're so much smarter than the previous generations.
We live independently, eat microwaved food, knowingly lose hair, sacrifice all other aspects of lives for companies that will not exist in 2 years :)
I used my credit card which got denied because of no available credit and empathized with Byju's
At our startup, the only thing faster than our growth is our Wi-Fi connection... which says a lot.
QuickGunMurugan
Stealth
9 months ago
Jahaan humaare sapne poore hote hai,
waha inke struggle shuru hote hai.
techbros talking about Bryan Johnson's blueprint protocol while vaping 😂
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bruh7
Stealth
9 months ago
Not finding the PMF? Business model not working out? You've burnt 90% of the investors money in your idea which you copied from US which got the highest funding?
What's the solution?
Employees must reach office before 10, otherwise have to pay 300/- fine. *Cough* stable logic stocks 💹💹
The tombstone of 2023 shall read: When the entire startup ecosystem took this GIF too seriously.
PaleAnybody
Stealth
9 months ago
Top metrics of Start Up ecosystem:
2020: TAM
2021: GMV
2022: Revenue
2023: EBITDA
PAT: Mera time Kab aayega
Free Cash flow : Chup Kar. I'm not even in picture
Did anybody watch Bad Santa 3 in the theatres?
I heard VSS did a very fine job 😀
MightyLazyGeekStar
Stealth
9 months ago
The TAM holds immense potential
I think we'd all gotten tired of everybody always saying "Education is just a business"
Kudos to Unacademy and BYJU's for proving them wrong 🫡
Maybe 'building for bharat' is not the worst thesis still
Maybe you just need to sell Parle G biscuits instead of getting them hooked to your version of 'TikTok'?
PaleAnybody
Stealth
9 months ago
TAM : sale to your friends in HSR x population of universe x 100 years
Oh we need only a tiny size of this market
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